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[serving_love]

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Z-Zoro. Trying to smother me in my sleep. And I didn't stay to CHECK or anything, but he might have been NAKED!!

How did I even get back up here?? If this is supposed to be a joke, it isn't funny you guys! And--

Wait.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??!?!?








...I really need a cigarette.

Comments

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Oh, I see. It makes sense now.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...what makes sense??

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

The way I thought you were acting. It wasn't actually you.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Oh! No. SO don't blame ME for anything Sanji does while he's in my body!

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I won't, of course. Although I will still blame both of you for anything you do personally regardless of whose body you inhabit.

I am a bit curious as to whether Zoro attempting to smother Sanji in his sleep is a regular thing.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Only when he flops on top of me like a big, stupid, dead, snoring thing. 200+ pounds of musclehead idiot gets a little heavy.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Oh, I see. I was going to say - I know there has to be a kink for that, but it sounds like the sort of thing there would have to be advance notice for.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Yeah, bright and early in the morning isn't our "let's get wild and crazy and try to suffocate each other" time.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I cannot express to you how lucky you are that Zoro likes to sleep at the same time as you do.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Right. Just as long as you aren't mixed up, I guess.

...It MIGHT have been less smothering and more...something I don't really want to think about. Anyway, I didn't stick around long enough to find out.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Was he drooling?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Only enough to DROWN someone.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...Hahahaha.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Of course.

I'm sure I don't want to think about it either.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Good. Let's never speak of it again then.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...You figured that out too quickly, I was gonna mess with you more.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

There are yards of comments ahead of mine in which the situation is laid out quite clearly. There's a time for thorough investigative work, and a time to sit back and wait five minutes for someone else to hand you the answer.

Really, though, it's not as though it was difficult to figure out.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I meant you found this post too quickly, god! If you'd stayed on YOURS you wouldn't have noticed for awhile.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Are you TRYING to get me in trouble with him??

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...Nooo, never!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I'm keeping an eye on you!

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Right; next time I'll keep to my side of the internet.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

As long as I can come annoy you over there!

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I'm debating whether you would be annoyed or pleased to know that, actually, you normally don't irritate me.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...Well, I'll just have to try harder then.