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Z-Zoro. Trying to smother me in my sleep. And I didn't stay to CHECK or anything, but he might have been NAKED!!

How did I even get back up here?? If this is supposed to be a joke, it isn't funny you guys! And--

Wait.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??!?!?

...I really need a cigarette.

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...You can smell food coloring?

Hey, non-horse icon. Still think that's not gonna last long? Because Nami-san says we'll be at an island by tomorrow.

If I'm looking for it.

I can be a leopard too. That makes it okay. And I think it might wear off soon, but it's hard to tell anymore.

I'm gonna test you.

Oh right. A GIANT leopard. Are you tired of being stuck in that room yet?

Fair enough.

A bit, yes.

Do you know what I make already that has food coloring in it?

...You want a snack or something?

A few things, but for the most part I wouldn't have been paying attention.

...That would be nice.

You have no idea.

Name it!

You use it in dessert frosting and once to make salmon look more pink because, presumably, it had either lost color during storage or was naturally more gray than pink to begin with; I'm not sure which.

It depends on which form. Oats are cheaper than raw meat, but you pick.

Yes and yes. On the salmon in particular, because you know what one of the basic rules of serving food is? It has to look appetizing. People always eat with their eyes first. If something looks gross or slightly off or not how you'd expect it to, chances are you're going to be less willing to try it - unless you're Luffy, obviously. It's all about the presentation!

So I use red food coloring every time I make your beloved cherry pie. People want cherries to be red, and the redder they are the more delicious it looks~

...Yum, oats.

I didn't say it was a bad thing. It makes sense.

Well, it doesn't effect the taste; I can tell you that.

It sounds delicious when you are a horse.

Of course it doesn't effect the taste - the point was that YOU didn't know I was doing it! At least, not to the pie.

Riiight. Oats it is, then. I'll see what I've got.

That is because I didn't care. I could tell with the salmon. I'll be able to tell again if I want to.

Thank you. I've already eaten some of the apples out of the barrel in here, for the record. In case you need to note it down or anything.

You'll be able to tell because I TOLD you so now you'll know it's there. Don't argue with me.

Mm, I'll check later and see what we need more of. Have as many as you want.

Don't argue with me.

You may regret that. It turns out that horses eat a lot.

I'll argue with you if I want to!

Well you gotta eat SOMETHING. We'll be at port soon enough anyway, I'll be able to stock up.

And likewise.

How many days do you have left of occupying Usopp's body?

Asshole.

...We're assuming it lasts a week, since most of this crazy shit seems to, so - till Friday?

How original.

Ah. The last time I was under the effects of one of these fruits, I had sort of a feeling when I was going to be back to normal. I don't know why I have that now, if it's meant to last a week. But then, I'm surprised it even took in the first place.

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