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Z-Zoro. Trying to smother me in my sleep. And I didn't stay to CHECK or anything, but he might have been NAKED!!

How did I even get back up here?? If this is supposed to be a joke, it isn't funny you guys! And--

Wait.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??!?!?

...I really need a cigarette.

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Well, then you would probably take Kaku's side, but I have to say that I identify with Zoro in that I need my sleep and nothing puts strain on a marriage like being repeatedly prodded in the back of the neck for three solid minutes just to be informed that I'm going to miss breakfast.

I don't prod him. I dump him onto the floor - or the other side of the hammock - and then go cook. He usually wakes up soon as he realizes I'm gone anyway.

Just tell Kaku to knock it the fuck off.

He sleeps much harder than I do, I think.

I have, and he does, except for when I actually miss breakfast. I wish he would realize that I would rather sleep than eat, even if it's not good for me. It's not good for me to be sleep-deprived, either.

It's not like I don't save you food. He realizes that, doesn't he?

...It occurs to me that he might not. You do tend to loudly purport that anyone who shows up late will suffer the consequences, and he is remarkably punctual so as not to know what those consequences might be.

...I also make it very well known that I don't NOT feed people, and will actually shove food down any idiot's throat if they refuse to eat.

Yes, but when has anyone on the crew refused to eat?

Honestly, he's just a worrywart sometimes.

...I think Zoro did once, just to piss me off. Er...that was forever ago, though.

Sounds like it.

That doesn't count. Also, that's a terrible way to anger someone.

In all fairness, I did used to forget to eat sometimes. It's probably just that.

He learned pretty fucking quickly not to do it again.

Doesn't make him NOT a worrywart.

I don't doubt that.

I don't necessarily mind that he's a worrywart. Except for when I'm trying to sleep.

You could try kicking him in the head if he doesn't stop. Works for me whenever Zoro tries to wake me up in the middle of the night.

We're only violent with each other in nice ways, but I'll take that into consideration.

It IS a nice way. If I wanted to be mean, I'd kick him somewhere lower than his head.

I'd hate to see what you two were like before you got along.

The ship repair bills were ridiculous.

I can only assume that Usopp hated you both.

He was never more threatening than in the days when he was forced to wield a hammer.

So I imagine.

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