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[serving_love]

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Z-Zoro. Trying to smother me in my sleep. And I didn't stay to CHECK or anything, but he might have been NAKED!!

How did I even get back up here?? If this is supposed to be a joke, it isn't funny you guys! And--

Wait.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??!?!?








...I really need a cigarette.

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...weird. Really, really weird.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I imagine the nicotine addiction must be irritating.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Ugh, don't even get me STARTED. I don't know how he does it. It seems like I can't even go five minutes before I start reaching for another cigarette. It's weird, too, because I always thought smoking was gross, but right now it doesn't feel that way.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

It's hard to find something gross that your body is addicted to, or that your brain is addicted to, even if you know intuitively that you should or that everyone else does.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...you aren't just talking about cigarettes anymore, are you.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I'm talking about addiction. It's relevant.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I guess...

I've never had to deal with something like this before.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

You could try to quit. That way, when Sanji gets his body back, he won't be addicted anymore and the ship won't reek of smoke so much.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm TRYING. I was gonna see if I could cut down, at least. And I did, a little! From yesterday.

...except Sanji thinks I might actually be smoking more than he does anyway.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

That's a bit sad.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's not like I KNOW how much he normally smokes! He's pretty much got a cigarette in his mouth ALL THE TIME. And his hands just kinda...automatically reach for a new one and light it before I even notice, half the time.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

That's odd. I feel like someone ought to run tests on you two. There's a breakthrough in here somewhere.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Because being a guinea pig is EXACTLY what I need on top of all this.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

It wasn't a serious suggestion.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Well. GOOD.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I've more important things to be concerned with, anyway.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

He's not going to be me long enough to stop being addicted.

...And the ship doesn't reek. Not that much!

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Are you sure? Have you narrowed down how long it will take to change back?

Not everywhere. I'm surprised that the galley usually doesn't. But some places do.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...Well, no. But it can't be THAT much longer!!

I have to be careful in the galley, otherwise whatever I'm cooking will start tasting like smoke. It's...is it really that bad??

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

One hopes.

To me, yes. It's probably not as noticeable to the others.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

They're just used to it, I think. But...it's weird being on the other end. The not smoking end.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

In what way?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...In a startling realization way.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

And your startling realization is...?