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[serving_love]

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Z-Zoro. Trying to smother me in my sleep. And I didn't stay to CHECK or anything, but he might have been NAKED!!

How did I even get back up here?? If this is supposed to be a joke, it isn't funny you guys! And--

Wait.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??!?!?








...I really need a cigarette.

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...you aren't just talking about cigarettes anymore, are you.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I'm talking about addiction. It's relevant.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I guess...

I've never had to deal with something like this before.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

You could try to quit. That way, when Sanji gets his body back, he won't be addicted anymore and the ship won't reek of smoke so much.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm TRYING. I was gonna see if I could cut down, at least. And I did, a little! From yesterday.

...except Sanji thinks I might actually be smoking more than he does anyway.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

That's a bit sad.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's not like I KNOW how much he normally smokes! He's pretty much got a cigarette in his mouth ALL THE TIME. And his hands just kinda...automatically reach for a new one and light it before I even notice, half the time.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

That's odd. I feel like someone ought to run tests on you two. There's a breakthrough in here somewhere.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Because being a guinea pig is EXACTLY what I need on top of all this.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

It wasn't a serious suggestion.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Well. GOOD.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I've more important things to be concerned with, anyway.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...oh my GOD. You're a horse now too??!?

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I'm a unicorn, specifically.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

He's not going to be me long enough to stop being addicted.

...And the ship doesn't reek. Not that much!

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Are you sure? Have you narrowed down how long it will take to change back?

Not everywhere. I'm surprised that the galley usually doesn't. But some places do.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...Well, no. But it can't be THAT much longer!!

I have to be careful in the galley, otherwise whatever I'm cooking will start tasting like smoke. It's...is it really that bad??

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

One hopes.

To me, yes. It's probably not as noticeable to the others.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

They're just used to it, I think. But...it's weird being on the other end. The not smoking end.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

In what way?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...In a startling realization way.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

And your startling realization is...?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...

Well it's not a very good habit, is it?? It's CONSTANT, it smells, it makes everything taste - different, and I don't know if that's just this body or what, but everything is just slightly more...something. It's expensive, no one else likes it, Usopp says it makes him TWITCHY if he waits too long before lighting up another one, which I don't think I do, but maybe I've just gotten used to it...

Do you remember - a long time ago, before you joined us, I ran out of smokes and we couldn't get to an island for awhile and when we did they didn't have any and it was an absolute NIGHTMARE and I became this total asshole. Anyway, you told me I should just take advantage of the situation and quit.

I'm starting to wonder if maybe you were right.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Oh, right, and it's completely unhealthy. Can't forget that one.