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[serving_love]

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Z-Zoro. Trying to smother me in my sleep. And I didn't stay to CHECK or anything, but he might have been NAKED!!

How did I even get back up here?? If this is supposed to be a joke, it isn't funny you guys! And--

Wait.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??!?!?








...I really need a cigarette.

Comments

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I don't know. We should test that, too.

The alternative is, apparently, finding virgins to nuzzle and fall asleep on. I think I prefer it this way.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

What?? TEST? Sanji's not even a--it should be FINE, right?!

What's wrong with that? It sounds nice! Have a little nap, get your ears scratched or something... You just GOTTA be difficult.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

It should be, but it definitely requires investigation.

Well, yes, but that would be rather embarrassing. I do try to make a habit of not falling asleep on people. That I wouldn't ordinarily, of course.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...well, someone's got to feed them.

Right. Of COURSE.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Kaku can feed them if you cannot.

At least this way I have a decent excuse not to come out and have people try to pet me.