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[serving_love]

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Z-Zoro. Trying to smother me in my sleep. And I didn't stay to CHECK or anything, but he might have been NAKED!!

How did I even get back up here?? If this is supposed to be a joke, it isn't funny you guys! And--

Wait.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??!?!?








...I really need a cigarette.

Comments

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...That's a little - well. Reassuring, actually, but... Do you ever worry that you WILL get a post-it for one of us?

No reason! Just didn't realize it. Although I suppose it's not really any of my business, ahah.

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

If I stick around long enough, eventually I will.

Yeah, I guess not.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Long enough. Long long long long enough. None of us are going anywhere for awhile!

If I weren't currently occupying his body, I'd suggest that you go save Usopp from possible unicorn death.

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Well if any of you die of natural causes then someone else will reap you. I'm part of the external influences division.

Are you kidding? he'd have a heart attack if I even insinuated such a thing.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Oh really? I didn't realize you, ah...specialized in a certain area.

Ha, well. It'd certainly get his heart to start doing some crazy shit, but a heart attack isn't what I'd call it.

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Murder, suicide, and accidents. That's me.

The first time we kissed, his heart nearly jumped out of his chest. I meant heart attack.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...That's gotta be more exciting than waiting around for someone to die of old age though, right? Sort of. Maybe.

Why does that not surprise me. It was like running sprints awhile ago, though, that's all I meant.

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

I was one of those accidents, so I'm going to go ahead and say no, but thanks.

Was it? Why?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Oh right. Shit. Uh - sorry??

I think because I suggested you de-virginize him.

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

It's fine.

Told you.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

No, it was insensitive of me, I really do apologize for being careless like that, George-san!

Racing hearts are a good thing~

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Whatever.

Not if you pass out from hyperventilating.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...He can't possibly be that bad.

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Nah. I can get him to relax.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

SANJI!!!!!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...Ha. Ahaha. Yo, Usopp!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...hi.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

You seem displeased.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Gee. I WONDER why.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I didn't say anything bad...

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

.....you didn't say anything GOOD, that's for sure.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Well. ...Look on the bright side, she didn't flat-out say hell no!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Why did you have to say anything like that at all???

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, it's not a big deal. I was only joking and she took it as such! Stop freaking out.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Sanjiiii. It's awkward enough just--gfsbfjs

Never mind.