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Z-Zoro. Trying to smother me in my sleep. And I didn't stay to CHECK or anything, but he might have been NAKED!!

How did I even get back up here?? If this is supposed to be a joke, it isn't funny you guys! And--

Wait.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??!?!?

...I really need a cigarette.

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Well if any of you die of natural causes then someone else will reap you. I'm part of the external influences division.

Are you kidding? he'd have a heart attack if I even insinuated such a thing.

Oh really? I didn't realize you, ah...specialized in a certain area.

Ha, well. It'd certainly get his heart to start doing some crazy shit, but a heart attack isn't what I'd call it.

Murder, suicide, and accidents. That's me.

The first time we kissed, his heart nearly jumped out of his chest. I meant heart attack.

...That's gotta be more exciting than waiting around for someone to die of old age though, right? Sort of. Maybe.

Why does that not surprise me. It was like running sprints awhile ago, though, that's all I meant.

I was one of those accidents, so I'm going to go ahead and say no, but thanks.

Was it? Why?

Oh right. Shit. Uh - sorry??

I think because I suggested you de-virginize him.

It's fine.

Told you.

No, it was insensitive of me, I really do apologize for being careless like that, George-san!

Racing hearts are a good thing~

Whatever.

Not if you pass out from hyperventilating.

...He can't possibly be that bad.

Nah. I can get him to relax.

Yeah? I'm glad - he needs to relax, he worries about stupid shit too much.

Sometime it takes a little bit of alcohol, but he's capable of relaxing.

Can you work your magic now?

Is his body still freaking out?

No - well. It wasn't a minute ago, anyway. But no, I meant get him to take a chill pill or something.

Oh. Well. I can do that.

Okay, because seriously. Seriously. He needs it.

Just in general?

No... Heh, but if I say anything, he'll come yelling again.

...What exactly was his body freaking out about?

You mention getting rid of that whole pesky virginity thing and his heart rate fucking skyrockets.

Aha. Well. Can't say I'm surprised.

Me neither, I mean, it's not like that's not normal, I guess. But fuck, god only knows what it does when HE'S in here and his brain is freaking out along with everything else.

Sometimes we have to take breaks.