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Z-Zoro. Trying to smother me in my sleep. And I didn't stay to CHECK or anything, but he might have been NAKED!!

How did I even get back up here?? If this is supposed to be a joke, it isn't funny you guys! And--

Wait.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??!?!?








...I really need a cigarette.

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[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...I would be a very sexy yellow pony, thanks much.

Except I'm not a-- Oh. Right. Ha.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I'm picturing you as being gangly and surly-looking.

Of course, having not had the opportunity to test it, I've no idea whether unicorn hindbrain reactions apply to virginity as a mental construct or as a perceived physical trait. So you may or may not be safe from my wrath. It depends. Actually, come here, I want to test it.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Shut up. I would be big and buff and beautiful!

...Yeah, alright. I've always wanted to be gored by a huge scary black horse thing.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Like a gay Swedish bodybuilder.

I'm in the hold.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I'm French, asshole. Like a gay FRENCH bodybuilder. Although I'm not sure those exist.

Hahahaha, I'm sorry, you thought I was serious? Remind me to lay the sarcasm on a little thicker next time.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I suppose they will now.

I'm sorry. Are you afraid? Never mind, then.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

They'll thank me some day for opening up a whole new career path for people.

Hey, this ain't MY body, I can't just kick your shitty horn off if you come stampeding at me!

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

By being an ugly unicorn?

Well, you could open the door and then run. I'll be able to tell if I have an urge to trample you just be being nearby, I think.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Did you miss the big, buff, and BEAUTIFUL part?

How does that even work? Do I just fucking radiate virgin vibes now or something?

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I did. It just didn't change my opinion.

That's what I'm trying to find out. Don't make me come find you. It finally occurred to me that I can get out the door in leopard form.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Well then. Your opinion has been noted and disregarded.

Aww, Lucci. Did becoming a unicorn make you dumber? Fine, I'm coming down. If you kill me, I'll haunt you forever.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I'm supposedly dumber, here? Keep in mind who between us is bigger and pointier.

For your information, I'm bigger in leopard form now, and my whiskers said I couldn't get through.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...

...

What do you mean you're bigger, you were already fucking huge! Shit, I ain't going any further than five feet from the door. If you feel like attacking just...neigh or something. And I'll put Usopp's skills to use.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

That will probably work.

It's for science. Keep that in mind.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Unicorn science. Right. While we're at it, we should probably go check and see if there's actually a leprechaun at the end of that rainbow.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Don't be silly. Leprechauns don't exist.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

When you turn into one after eating a pie made from purple apples or something, I'll link you back to this thread.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I am never eating pie again.

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

He's not gonna kill you, I don't have a post-it.

I don't think I've ever been so glad that I'm not a virgin.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...Oh okay. Well that's convenient - would you tell me ahead of time if you ever got a post-it for me? Or is that not allowed??

Ah...George-san isn't a...? Man, I wish I was back in MY not virgin body right about now.

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

It's not allowed. If you know when you're gonna die you'll try to stop it, and you can't. But I'll be with you afterwards.

Nope. Why?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...That's a little - well. Reassuring, actually, but... Do you ever worry that you WILL get a post-it for one of us?

No reason! Just didn't realize it. Although I suppose it's not really any of my business, ahah.

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

If I stick around long enough, eventually I will.

Yeah, I guess not.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Long enough. Long long long long enough. None of us are going anywhere for awhile!

If I weren't currently occupying his body, I'd suggest that you go save Usopp from possible unicorn death.

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Well if any of you die of natural causes then someone else will reap you. I'm part of the external influences division.

Are you kidding? he'd have a heart attack if I even insinuated such a thing.