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[serving_love]

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Z-Zoro. Trying to smother me in my sleep. And I didn't stay to CHECK or anything, but he might have been NAKED!!

How did I even get back up here?? If this is supposed to be a joke, it isn't funny you guys! And--

Wait.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??!?!?








...I really need a cigarette.

Comments

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Well then. Your opinion has been noted and disregarded.

Aww, Lucci. Did becoming a unicorn make you dumber? Fine, I'm coming down. If you kill me, I'll haunt you forever.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I'm supposedly dumber, here? Keep in mind who between us is bigger and pointier.

For your information, I'm bigger in leopard form now, and my whiskers said I couldn't get through.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...

...

What do you mean you're bigger, you were already fucking huge! Shit, I ain't going any further than five feet from the door. If you feel like attacking just...neigh or something. And I'll put Usopp's skills to use.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

That will probably work.

It's for science. Keep that in mind.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Unicorn science. Right. While we're at it, we should probably go check and see if there's actually a leprechaun at the end of that rainbow.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Don't be silly. Leprechauns don't exist.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

When you turn into one after eating a pie made from purple apples or something, I'll link you back to this thread.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I am never eating pie again.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Oh really.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...

Also, I'm curious - are you actually attempting to hook up with the same girl you claim to find oh-so-annoying or what?

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Well, perhaps if I know the source for sure.

Things change.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh.

Evidently. What the hell, man?

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

He's not gonna kill you, I don't have a post-it.

I don't think I've ever been so glad that I'm not a virgin.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...Oh okay. Well that's convenient - would you tell me ahead of time if you ever got a post-it for me? Or is that not allowed??

Ah...George-san isn't a...? Man, I wish I was back in MY not virgin body right about now.

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

It's not allowed. If you know when you're gonna die you'll try to stop it, and you can't. But I'll be with you afterwards.

Nope. Why?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...That's a little - well. Reassuring, actually, but... Do you ever worry that you WILL get a post-it for one of us?

No reason! Just didn't realize it. Although I suppose it's not really any of my business, ahah.

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

If I stick around long enough, eventually I will.

Yeah, I guess not.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Long enough. Long long long long enough. None of us are going anywhere for awhile!

If I weren't currently occupying his body, I'd suggest that you go save Usopp from possible unicorn death.

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Well if any of you die of natural causes then someone else will reap you. I'm part of the external influences division.

Are you kidding? he'd have a heart attack if I even insinuated such a thing.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Oh really? I didn't realize you, ah...specialized in a certain area.

Ha, well. It'd certainly get his heart to start doing some crazy shit, but a heart attack isn't what I'd call it.

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Murder, suicide, and accidents. That's me.

The first time we kissed, his heart nearly jumped out of his chest. I meant heart attack.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...That's gotta be more exciting than waiting around for someone to die of old age though, right? Sort of. Maybe.

Why does that not surprise me. It was like running sprints awhile ago, though, that's all I meant.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

SANJI!!!!!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...Ha. Ahaha. Yo, Usopp!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...hi.