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[serving_love]

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Z-Zoro. Trying to smother me in my sleep. And I didn't stay to CHECK or anything, but he might have been NAKED!!

How did I even get back up here?? If this is supposed to be a joke, it isn't funny you guys! And--

Wait.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??!?!?








...I really need a cigarette.

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...aren't unicorns supposed to be all gentle and wise and stuff??

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I think I'm an evil unicorn. I want to trample virgins.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...wait a minute.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU AND SANJI DOING??? LEAVE MY BODY OUT OF YOUR EXPERIMENTS!!!

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't actually hurt it. It's in the name of science.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Sanji said something about almost being gored.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Oh, it wasn't that close.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

How close WAS it?

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

He only came up to the door.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...I thought you said you could get out now. What if your...KILLER UNICORN INSTINCTS made you go after him??

Seriously, what is that even about?

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I can, but only in leopard form, and it takes a moment. He would have been long gone. I've decided to stay in here to prevent any incidents.

You tell me. I assume I must be an evil reverse unicorn of some sort.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...I hate to ask, but what about Sniper and Striker? I mean, if I go in there to feed them are you gonna CHARGE me or anything?

.........you WOULD be. Jeez.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I don't know. We should test that, too.

The alternative is, apparently, finding virgins to nuzzle and fall asleep on. I think I prefer it this way.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

What?? TEST? Sanji's not even a--it should be FINE, right?!

What's wrong with that? It sounds nice! Have a little nap, get your ears scratched or something... You just GOTTA be difficult.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

It should be, but it definitely requires investigation.

Well, yes, but that would be rather embarrassing. I do try to make a habit of not falling asleep on people. That I wouldn't ordinarily, of course.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...well, someone's got to feed them.

Right. Of COURSE.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Kaku can feed them if you cannot.

At least this way I have a decent excuse not to come out and have people try to pet me.