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...right. I know you wouldn't--

Ugh, I'm not even gonna think about it.

Seriously. It doesn't make for a pretty mental picture.

Hey, how's my leg today? Ace thinks I should try kicking stuff while I'm in your body, but I'm not sure that would work.

Oh, totally fine, barely bruised at all - why wouldn't it work?

...oh yeah. REAL reassuring.

Wouldn't I kind of have to...know what I'm doing? Even if it IS your body. I mean...have you tried using my slingshot at all?

It ain't bad. You'll live.

Not like a basic kick is particularly difficult. Just be careful WHAT you're kicking. And...no. Hadn't thought about it.

Did Chopper look at it?

Hm. I guess. It's not like I've had a reason to go around kicking stuff. I DID try my slingshot some this morning. My aim is a little off.

You know, Zoro asked me the same thing.

Only a little? You could go kick Zoro for me. He's irritating me.

I'd trust him more if he said it was fine, that's all.

...I only tried shooting some bottles off the railing from across the deck. I think any kind of distance would be...more than a little off.

Zoro? What'd he do? I thought you said he wasn't mad!

I can walk, ergo it's FINE.

...Heh, guess that's why it's your specialty and not mine.

Oh, he's not, he was just going on about sleeping on the couch or some shit. Idiot.

Yeah. See. THAT'S the kind of attitude that would make me feel better if Chopper looked at it. What if there's...a piece of bone that chipped off, and it works its way up to my brain and I DIE. You never know.

I mean, I can kind of make some adjustments based on where my shots end up in relationship to where I was aiming in the first place, but my depth-perception is all messed up and I can only do so much with things like that. You should try, though! I mean, you might now be GREAT at it, but I have pretty good eyes. I bet you could do okay!

...

...That's not even possible. But geez, alright already. I'll go see Chopper first thing in the morning.

I've gotten used to only seeing out one eye, man, if this whole thing fucks me up when I'm back in my own body, I'm gonna be REALLY pissed off. ...Maybe I'll go see if I can shoot down a bird for dinner tomorrow or something. Might actually be fun.

Apparently sleeping next to YOU skeeves him out.

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You don't KNOW that. Besides, my body's more...delicate than yours. Just see what Chopper says, that's all I ask.

It'll be fine! Probably. I guess if you're really worried about it you could cover one of my eyes or something. But, yeah! You might as well try. We both can!

...well, now I'm just insulted.

...You have a sprained ankle. Oops?

Hey, this is kind of impressive, Usopp! Your body is really good at this!

You'd prefer he WANTED to sleep next to you?

...you walked around on it for a whole DAY. What if I limp for the rest of my life now??

Of COURSE I am! Ur. It is! ...Whatever. What'd you shoot?

...maybe not, but he doesn't have to act like I have COOTIES or something.

I'm sure Franky can make you a really awesome walking cane.

Lunch.

God knows why he doesn't find everything about this sexy body a turn-on.

Har har.

...really? What WAS it? It was good.

I guess it's for the best anyway. I'd feel kinda bad if he ended up dumping you because of me.

They were just seagulls. Seagull stew! I've made it before.

He can't dump me, he's MARRIED to me. Also, I'd kick his ass.

Oh, really? Huh. Maybe I should shoot down a few of those for you more often.

I guess it IS pretty weird for him too though. I mean...George keeps looking at me kind of funny when I talk.

I wouldn't say no to that!

Probably because you sound so much more suave now~ But yeah, I'm sure it IS weird for both of them. I mean, Zoro's very...well. Physical. Sorry, I know you don't want to hear shit like that, but. Heh, I'm pretty sure he's dying right about now.

Okay! I'll remember that.

...yeaaah, somehow I don't think that's it.

Are you sure? You should ask her. I bet that IS it.

I'm not gonna ask her something like THAT. That's not it, anyway.

...We won't be. Don't even THINK it, that's impossible!