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Z-Zoro. Trying to smother me in my sleep. And I didn't stay to CHECK or anything, but he might have been NAKED!!

How did I even get back up here?? If this is supposed to be a joke, it isn't funny you guys! And--

Wait.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??!?!?

...I really need a cigarette.

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Oi, hey now! At least I haven't DONE anything, ain't like your body will be expecting a lot more hands-on attention when you get it back or something.

Nothing? Seriously?

...I dunno if I should believe you.

...I'm not going to- There's no way I'd-- I mean. That's YOURS, I ain't touching it!

Although Zoro said I should just close my eyes and pretend.

.........WHY are we talking about this again??

Because you wouldn't drop it when I TOLD you to, dumbass!

Well what do you expect?? You can't just say something all vague like that and not explain! Of course I'm gonna be curious! Especially since you're in my body right now!!

Yeah, well, curiosity killed the fucking cat, didn't it. NOT MY FAULT.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go lock myself in the bathroom and do dirty things to your body.

Wh-wha--you're not being serious! RIGHT??

Yep, totally serious. Absolutely. Just gotta grab my scented candles first. Maybe I can get Brooke to play some mood music....

...not funny.

No? I thought so.

...is it really THAT bad?

Right now it is. But then again it's the morning, so...

...jeez. Say no more.

Um. How's Zoro? I thought maybe it would be better if I kind of...avoided him right now; I mean he didn't seem like he wanted to talk to me while I look like you, so...

Don’t ask if you don’t wanna know.

...Yeah, he’s...not doing a whole lot of talking to anyone. I think he’d lock himself in the crow’s nest till this was all over if I didn’t pretty much FORCE him to sleep with me every night. The idiot.

Oh. He should be fine once we change back to normal though, right?

...I kinda told George I'd talk to him. She thinks he doesn't really like her, I guess.

Yeah, he'll be fine. It's just - you know. It ain't like I'm girl-me or some random person, I'm YOU. It's freaking him out same as it did George-san. He knows you too well to be able to look at your body and see anything BUT you. Even if I put on a shirt and tie, grab my smokes, and threaten to kick his ass.

Ah, yeah, she just mentioned that to me. I dunno, it's Zoro. He's not gonna offer her meat or ask her to play tag or sit down and try to TALK to her. But he'll still consider her nakama till the day he dies, and I guess he thought that was enough.

Yeah. George was saying the same thing too. And I get it. I mean, it makes sense! Actually, even with the smoking and the eye and your hair and SOUNDING like you when I talk, I still think the WEIRDEST part is when I look in a mirror and see you instead of me. It still kinda surprises me a little every time.

Yeah. I tried telling her that's just how he is. I dunno. It might help if he DID talk to her a little more though, even just on here or whatever. I don't think she gets him, because she doesn't really KNOW him.

...Me too! Shit, I thought that was just me. It's like, I'll be brushing your freaking curly hair so I KNOW I'm you, but then I turn to the mirror and it still scares the crap out of me for half a second.

Oh, he should definitely talk to her more. I didn't mean she should just accept his attitude - he's an idiot for thinking being friends it just gonna happen out of nowhere. And she's right to think he's a jerk if that's how he's gonna act the majority of the time.

Right, exactly!! It's not like I FORGET I'm not me--you know how weird it is to NOT be able to see your nose without looking, by the way??--but it still gives me a little jolt no matter what. I'm glad that's not just me!

Yeah, I dunno. I guess he did drink with her that one time. Maybe he figured that would be enough.

No, no. Weird is being able to SEE your nose all the time. That's abnormal. You don't know how many times I've swatted at it before remembering the damn thing isn't going to go anywhere.

...Ah, drinking. Zoro's favorite bonding experience. Yeah, that'd explain it, I'm sure he thought they were best friends after that.

...swatted? It's not a BUG.

Mm. Maybe. I guess the other big bonding experience is fighting together with someone new, and we haven't exactly had any huge battles or anything lately. Not that I'm complaining.

I don't think George really knows how to fight anyway.

Yeah, but I'll like get used to it for awhile and then all of a sudden notice it again and it catches me off guard and it's ALMOST like a bug like that, so my first reaction is to get it the hell away!

You know, I was thinking about that, actually. It's been awhile since we've gotten all mixed up in some island's problems and I feel like, if we did, George-san wouldn't have to do much fighting anyway. I mean, wouldn't she be the one like...trailing around after Zoro and finishing off his handiwork or something?

Hey!! Be careful with it!

Oh. Yeah, maybe... I dunno, though, wouldn't it still be kind of dangerous for her if there's a lot of fighting going on? I mean. Hm. Well, I guess it's not like she can DIE again, but she could still get hurt. Probably.

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