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Z-Zoro. Trying to smother me in my sleep. And I didn't stay to CHECK or anything, but he might have been NAKED!!

How did I even get back up here?? If this is supposed to be a joke, it isn't funny you guys! And--

Wait.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??!?!?

...I really need a cigarette.

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Yeah. Yeah, they do! See, we'll be fine! This will all be over in a couple days and things will go back to NORMAL.

That's a relief.

...but it's still four more days.

Don't remind me, man. I'm edgy enough as it is without thinking about it.

Edgy? You mean, in case we DON'T switch back?

...No. Don't worry about it.

What? Is there something else??

It's nothing you wanna hear, trust me!

...now you're just making me MORE worried.

...Well stop it.

After you explain.

Fine, you asked for it.

Hm, how should I say this... Alright well, as Zoro would put it - I’m really fucking horny and it’s getting really fucking annoying that I can’t do anything about it.

Happy?

...

Can't you just...take a shower or something?

Hey, I warned you.

...Yeah, showers only work so many times before you just start ending up cold on TOP of being...you know.

Jeez, I dunno!

dsfakbl I KNEW this would happen! You're infecting my body with pervertedness!!

Oi, hey now! At least I haven't DONE anything, ain't like your body will be expecting a lot more hands-on attention when you get it back or something.

Nothing? Seriously?

...I dunno if I should believe you.

...I'm not going to- There's no way I'd-- I mean. That's YOURS, I ain't touching it!

Although Zoro said I should just close my eyes and pretend.

.........WHY are we talking about this again??

Because you wouldn't drop it when I TOLD you to, dumbass!

Well what do you expect?? You can't just say something all vague like that and not explain! Of course I'm gonna be curious! Especially since you're in my body right now!!

Yeah, well, curiosity killed the fucking cat, didn't it. NOT MY FAULT.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go lock myself in the bathroom and do dirty things to your body.

Wh-wha--you're not being serious! RIGHT??

Yep, totally serious. Absolutely. Just gotta grab my scented candles first. Maybe I can get Brooke to play some mood music....