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Z-Zoro. Trying to smother me in my sleep. And I didn't stay to CHECK or anything, but he might have been NAKED!!

How did I even get back up here?? If this is supposed to be a joke, it isn't funny you guys! And--

Wait.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??!?!?

...I really need a cigarette.

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Fine, you asked for it.

Hm, how should I say this... Alright well, as Zoro would put it - I’m really fucking horny and it’s getting really fucking annoying that I can’t do anything about it.

Happy?

...

Can't you just...take a shower or something?

Hey, I warned you.

...Yeah, showers only work so many times before you just start ending up cold on TOP of being...you know.

Jeez, I dunno!

dsfakbl I KNEW this would happen! You're infecting my body with pervertedness!!

Oi, hey now! At least I haven't DONE anything, ain't like your body will be expecting a lot more hands-on attention when you get it back or something.

Nothing? Seriously?

...I dunno if I should believe you.

...I'm not going to- There's no way I'd-- I mean. That's YOURS, I ain't touching it!

Although Zoro said I should just close my eyes and pretend.

.........WHY are we talking about this again??

Because you wouldn't drop it when I TOLD you to, dumbass!

Well what do you expect?? You can't just say something all vague like that and not explain! Of course I'm gonna be curious! Especially since you're in my body right now!!

Yeah, well, curiosity killed the fucking cat, didn't it. NOT MY FAULT.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go lock myself in the bathroom and do dirty things to your body.

Wh-wha--you're not being serious! RIGHT??

Yep, totally serious. Absolutely. Just gotta grab my scented candles first. Maybe I can get Brooke to play some mood music....

...not funny.

No? I thought so.

...is it really THAT bad?

Right now it is. But then again it's the morning, so...

...jeez. Say no more.

Um. How's Zoro? I thought maybe it would be better if I kind of...avoided him right now; I mean he didn't seem like he wanted to talk to me while I look like you, so...

Don’t ask if you don’t wanna know.

...Yeah, he’s...not doing a whole lot of talking to anyone. I think he’d lock himself in the crow’s nest till this was all over if I didn’t pretty much FORCE him to sleep with me every night. The idiot.

Oh. He should be fine once we change back to normal though, right?

...I kinda told George I'd talk to him. She thinks he doesn't really like her, I guess.

Yeah, he'll be fine. It's just - you know. It ain't like I'm girl-me or some random person, I'm YOU. It's freaking him out same as it did George-san. He knows you too well to be able to look at your body and see anything BUT you. Even if I put on a shirt and tie, grab my smokes, and threaten to kick his ass.

Ah, yeah, she just mentioned that to me. I dunno, it's Zoro. He's not gonna offer her meat or ask her to play tag or sit down and try to TALK to her. But he'll still consider her nakama till the day he dies, and I guess he thought that was enough.

Yeah. George was saying the same thing too. And I get it. I mean, it makes sense! Actually, even with the smoking and the eye and your hair and SOUNDING like you when I talk, I still think the WEIRDEST part is when I look in a mirror and see you instead of me. It still kinda surprises me a little every time.

Yeah. I tried telling her that's just how he is. I dunno. It might help if he DID talk to her a little more though, even just on here or whatever. I don't think she gets him, because she doesn't really KNOW him.

...Me too! Shit, I thought that was just me. It's like, I'll be brushing your freaking curly hair so I KNOW I'm you, but then I turn to the mirror and it still scares the crap out of me for half a second.

Oh, he should definitely talk to her more. I didn't mean she should just accept his attitude - he's an idiot for thinking being friends it just gonna happen out of nowhere. And she's right to think he's a jerk if that's how he's gonna act the majority of the time.