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Z-Zoro. Trying to smother me in my sleep. And I didn't stay to CHECK or anything, but he might have been NAKED!!

How did I even get back up here?? If this is supposed to be a joke, it isn't funny you guys! And--

Wait.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??!?!?

...I really need a cigarette.

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You don't KNOW that. Besides, my body's more...delicate than yours. Just see what Chopper says, that's all I ask.

It'll be fine! Probably. I guess if you're really worried about it you could cover one of my eyes or something. But, yeah! You might as well try. We both can!

...well, now I'm just insulted.

...You have a sprained ankle. Oops?

Hey, this is kind of impressive, Usopp! Your body is really good at this!

You'd prefer he WANTED to sleep next to you?

...you walked around on it for a whole DAY. What if I limp for the rest of my life now??

Of COURSE I am! Ur. It is! ...Whatever. What'd you shoot?

...maybe not, but he doesn't have to act like I have COOTIES or something.

I'm sure Franky can make you a really awesome walking cane.

Lunch.

God knows why he doesn't find everything about this sexy body a turn-on.

Har har.

...really? What WAS it? It was good.

I guess it's for the best anyway. I'd feel kinda bad if he ended up dumping you because of me.

They were just seagulls. Seagull stew! I've made it before.

He can't dump me, he's MARRIED to me. Also, I'd kick his ass.

Oh, really? Huh. Maybe I should shoot down a few of those for you more often.

I guess it IS pretty weird for him too though. I mean...George keeps looking at me kind of funny when I talk.

I wouldn't say no to that!

Probably because you sound so much more suave now~ But yeah, I'm sure it IS weird for both of them. I mean, Zoro's very...well. Physical. Sorry, I know you don't want to hear shit like that, but. Heh, I'm pretty sure he's dying right about now.

Okay! I'll remember that.

...yeaaah, somehow I don't think that's it.

Are you sure? You should ask her. I bet that IS it.

I'm not gonna ask her something like THAT. That's not it, anyway.

If it's not your voice, then I suppose she could just be awestruck by your current stunningly handsome appearance.

I think she just thinks it's WEIRD that I look and sound like you.

...Or that, if you prefer a more boring answer.

Sh-shut up. She likes me the way I am normally!

Heh. I know she does.

Well. GOOD.

What if we really ARE stuck like this forver???

...We won't be. Don't even THINK it, that's impossible!

I keep TELLING myself that, but we don't even know why this happened for sure!

...I'm...gonna go with it being the cobbler. There, alright? I'll take the blame. We've got unicorns and whatever the fuck else running around, we must just be in a bad fruit section of the Grand Line.

You really think so? I mean, I guess that would be GOOD; all the weird fruit things always wear off in a week...don't they??

Yeah. Yeah, they do! See, we'll be fine! This will all be over in a couple days and things will go back to NORMAL.

That's a relief.

...but it's still four more days.

Don't remind me, man. I'm edgy enough as it is without thinking about it.