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[serving_love]

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Z-Zoro. Trying to smother me in my sleep. And I didn't stay to CHECK or anything, but he might have been NAKED!!

How did I even get back up here?? If this is supposed to be a joke, it isn't funny you guys! And--

Wait.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??!?!?








...I really need a cigarette.

Comments

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

The way I thought you were acting. It wasn't actually you.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Oh! No. SO don't blame ME for anything Sanji does while he's in my body!

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I won't, of course. Although I will still blame both of you for anything you do personally regardless of whose body you inhabit.

I am a bit curious as to whether Zoro attempting to smother Sanji in his sleep is a regular thing.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Only when he flops on top of me like a big, stupid, dead, snoring thing. 200+ pounds of musclehead idiot gets a little heavy.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Oh, I see. I was going to say - I know there has to be a kink for that, but it sounds like the sort of thing there would have to be advance notice for.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Yeah, bright and early in the morning isn't our "let's get wild and crazy and try to suffocate each other" time.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I cannot express to you how lucky you are that Zoro likes to sleep at the same time as you do.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Zoro likes to sleep 24/7 - I'm more lucky if I manage to be AWAKE at the same time he is.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Well, then you would probably take Kaku's side, but I have to say that I identify with Zoro in that I need my sleep and nothing puts strain on a marriage like being repeatedly prodded in the back of the neck for three solid minutes just to be informed that I'm going to miss breakfast.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I don't prod him. I dump him onto the floor - or the other side of the hammock - and then go cook. He usually wakes up soon as he realizes I'm gone anyway.

Just tell Kaku to knock it the fuck off.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

He sleeps much harder than I do, I think.

I have, and he does, except for when I actually miss breakfast. I wish he would realize that I would rather sleep than eat, even if it's not good for me. It's not good for me to be sleep-deprived, either.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Right. Just as long as you aren't mixed up, I guess.

...It MIGHT have been less smothering and more...something I don't really want to think about. Anyway, I didn't stick around long enough to find out.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Was he drooling?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Only enough to DROWN someone.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...Hahahaha.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...

Oi. Oi, hey, I need to have my body back within the next seven minutes, man!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...sure. I'll get RIGHT on that.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I'm serious, Usopp. This - FUCK.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

It's not like I'm TRYING to stay like this! What am I supposed to DO??

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Of course.

I'm sure I don't want to think about it either.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Good. Let's never speak of it again then.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Good idea.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Sooo. Um. Did you get Nami a present?

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I got her a necklace.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I bet she liked it!