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[serving_love]

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Z-Zoro. Trying to smother me in my sleep. And I didn't stay to CHECK or anything, but he might have been NAKED!!

How did I even get back up here?? If this is supposed to be a joke, it isn't funny you guys! And--

Wait.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??!?!?








...I really need a cigarette.

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[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

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Oi. Oi, hey, I need to have my body back within the next seven minutes, man!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...sure. I'll get RIGHT on that.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I'm serious, Usopp. This - FUCK.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

It's not like I'm TRYING to stay like this! What am I supposed to DO??

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...I know. I know, but. Fucking hell, it's July 4th.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yeah, so wh--

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Oh.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

ONE YEAR.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...congratulations?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...

Thaaanks.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Well. It could be worse?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Is Zoro mad?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I think he's mostly irritated we can't do anything tonight.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...dakfh

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Don't worry - I'll return your body to you as pure and virgin-esque as it was when I received it!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...right. I know you wouldn't--

Ugh, I'm not even gonna think about it.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Seriously. It doesn't make for a pretty mental picture.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Hey, how's my leg today? Ace thinks I should try kicking stuff while I'm in your body, but I'm not sure that would work.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Oh, totally fine, barely bruised at all - why wouldn't it work?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...oh yeah. REAL reassuring.

Wouldn't I kind of have to...know what I'm doing? Even if it IS your body. I mean...have you tried using my slingshot at all?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

It ain't bad. You'll live.

Not like a basic kick is particularly difficult. Just be careful WHAT you're kicking. And...no. Hadn't thought about it.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Did Chopper look at it?

Hm. I guess. It's not like I've had a reason to go around kicking stuff. I DID try my slingshot some this morning. My aim is a little off.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

You know, Zoro asked me the same thing.

Only a little? You could go kick Zoro for me. He's irritating me.