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[serving_love]

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Z-Zoro. Trying to smother me in my sleep. And I didn't stay to CHECK or anything, but he might have been NAKED!!

How did I even get back up here?? If this is supposed to be a joke, it isn't funny you guys! And--

Wait.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??!?!?








...I really need a cigarette.

Comments

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I'm serious, Usopp. This - FUCK.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

It's not like I'm TRYING to stay like this! What am I supposed to DO??

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...I know. I know, but. Fucking hell, it's July 4th.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yeah, so wh--

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Oh.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

ONE YEAR.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...congratulations?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...

Thaaanks.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Well. It could be worse?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Is Zoro mad?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I think he's mostly irritated we can't do anything tonight.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...dakfh

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Don't worry - I'll return your body to you as pure and virgin-esque as it was when I received it!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...right. I know you wouldn't--

Ugh, I'm not even gonna think about it.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Seriously. It doesn't make for a pretty mental picture.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Hey, how's my leg today? Ace thinks I should try kicking stuff while I'm in your body, but I'm not sure that would work.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Oh, totally fine, barely bruised at all - why wouldn't it work?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...oh yeah. REAL reassuring.

Wouldn't I kind of have to...know what I'm doing? Even if it IS your body. I mean...have you tried using my slingshot at all?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

It ain't bad. You'll live.

Not like a basic kick is particularly difficult. Just be careful WHAT you're kicking. And...no. Hadn't thought about it.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Did Chopper look at it?

Hm. I guess. It's not like I've had a reason to go around kicking stuff. I DID try my slingshot some this morning. My aim is a little off.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

You know, Zoro asked me the same thing.

Only a little? You could go kick Zoro for me. He's irritating me.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I'd trust him more if he said it was fine, that's all.

...I only tried shooting some bottles off the railing from across the deck. I think any kind of distance would be...more than a little off.

Zoro? What'd he do? I thought you said he wasn't mad!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I can walk, ergo it's FINE.

...Heh, guess that's why it's your specialty and not mine.

Oh, he's not, he was just going on about sleeping on the couch or some shit. Idiot.