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[serving_love]

I leave the ship to go shopping for ONE HOUR--

WHICH ONE OF YOU SHIT HEADS MESSED UP MY KITCHEN???!?!?! YOU ARE SO GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED WHEN I FIND OUT WHO IT WAS!!!

That obviously doesn't apply to my beautiful goddesses~~ Nami-san, Robin-chan, anything you ladies need, just let me know and I'll be there to serve you in an instant!! ♥

In the meantime, there are a couple people on board whose faces have a meeting with my FOOT. AND WHERE THE HELL ARE ALL MY GODDAMN SPICES???!?!?!!?!!!

Comments

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

It was Usopp.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Why do I NOT believe you.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Cuz you're stupid?

[tristelluvia.livejournal.com]

Are you Sanji-san?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I am indeed! And you~ beautiful lady gracing my journal with your divine presence, who might YOU be?

[hanahana-no-mi.livejournal.com]

Some wine would be nice, Cook-san.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

HAAAAIII, ROBIN-CHWAN~~~ ♥ Red or white, my love? Would you like anything else to go with it? I picked up some chocolates that I think would go perfect~ with a good bottle of Zinfandel!

[liarboo.livejournal.com]

It was Zoro.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

If my spices aren't back in the next five minutes, Zoro's ass isn't the only one I'm going to be kicking. GOT IT, USOPP?!

[rumbledeer.livejournal.com]

IT WAS USOPP AND ZORO!!!

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I knew it. Those two lunkheads are crap at lying.

Do you have any idea where they put them?

[liarboo.livejournal.com]

kjashdsad! Chopper! You're never playing pranks on anyone with me ever again!

[pirateyprince.livejournal.com]

Right.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...That was an utterly useless comment.

[pantsoverboard.livejournal.com]

Did I read wrong or are you planning on taking Lluvia out on a date? Not that I mind because we're not like that, but I'd still want some reassurance that you're not a creepy asshole. She's kind of... innocent.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Who are you and why are you so curious? No worries, I'm not creepy - I'm just taking the lady out for a night to show her the finer side of life~ She'll be returned unharmed and more in love with me than you can even begin to imagine!

[liarboo.livejournal.com]

Are you the mysterious Gray-sama?!

And I guess I shouldn't call my nakama a creepy asshole, but I can say I'd watch him very carefully when he's out with Lluvia. I was planning on following them myself, just for the safety of Lluvia's pure love for you.

[tristelluvia.livejournal.com]

Gray-sama doesn't care?

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

I thought the kitchen always looked like that.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

NOT HARDLY. But seeing as how you're the one who's usually CAUSING the mess, I can see why you'd think that.

[tattoo-onthesky.livejournal.com]

Ah. You'd be the cook that green-hair was spouting off about, am I right?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

He was spouting off about me? Don't listen to anything that jerk says, it was most likely completely wrong!

But - what beauty is this? Would you do me the grand honor of telling me your name, oh delicate flower~?

[oceanofpotion.livejournal.com]

Maybe the nargles took them.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

The hell is a nargle?