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I leave the ship to go shopping for ONE HOUR--

WHICH ONE OF YOU SHIT HEADS MESSED UP MY KITCHEN???!?!?! YOU ARE SO GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED WHEN I FIND OUT WHO IT WAS!!!

That obviously doesn't apply to my beautiful goddesses~~ Nami-san, Robin-chan, anything you ladies need, just let me know and I'll be there to serve you in an instant!! ♥

In the meantime, there are a couple people on board whose faces have a meeting with my FOOT. AND WHERE THE HELL ARE ALL MY GODDAMN SPICES???!?!?!!?!!!

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Cook-san, I would like chives on my cake.

.......I don't know if I feel entirely comfortable putting chives on your cake after learning where they've been, Robin-chan. But. What Robin-chan wants, Robin-chan gets~

I think she wants chive on her cake because she knows EXACTLY where they've been.

...Nngh. I'm going to pretend I'm completely oblivious to what you're implying. Robin-chan would never-- NO.

There there, it's okay, Sanji, you can't win over every girl you meet. Sometimes a cyborg in a speedo is more appealing than a blond chef to the ladies.

HOW CAN A CYBORG IN A SPEEDO BE MORE APPEALING?? He's a cyborg. In a SPEEDO! IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!! I could provide Robin-chan with everything she could possible need and want to be happy in life!

Except you can't open your stomach and provide her with a chilled cola right on the spot. OR distend your lower half into a centaur shape.

Oh sure, because what every woman REALLY wants is a guy who can turn into a HORSE THING.

Robin might, you better not say anything to offend her.

So considerate, Long-Nose-kun.

I'll always look out for you ~~and your sexual preferences, whatever they may be~~, Robin!

Really?

But of course, we are close friends, why shouldn't I!

Thank you, Cook-san.

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