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[serving_love]

I leave the ship to go shopping for ONE HOUR--

WHICH ONE OF YOU SHIT HEADS MESSED UP MY KITCHEN???!?!?! YOU ARE SO GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED WHEN I FIND OUT WHO IT WAS!!!

That obviously doesn't apply to my beautiful goddesses~~ Nami-san, Robin-chan, anything you ladies need, just let me know and I'll be there to serve you in an instant!! ♥

In the meantime, there are a couple people on board whose faces have a meeting with my FOOT. AND WHERE THE HELL ARE ALL MY GODDAMN SPICES???!?!?!!?!!!

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[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

It was Usopp.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Why do I NOT believe you.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Cuz you're stupid?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

OR BECAUSE I'M PRETTY DAMN SURE YOU HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS, MARIMO.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

WHAT THE HELL?! I WAS NAPPING TILL JUST NOW!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

BULLSHIT. UNLESS YOU'VE GOT PROOF, I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

WELL I DONT HAVE A GODDAMN PICTURE IF THATS WHAT YOU WANT.

I might have some wooden plank marks imprinted on my ass still from the deck if you wanna check, pervert.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...

I don't- No. What?! GOD, A SIMPLE "SO-AND-SO SAW ME SLEEPING" WOULD'VE SUFFICED, YOU PERVERTED GREEN-HAIRED BASTARD. THAT'S NOT SOMETHING I WANT TO SEE. Ever. Shit.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW WHO SAW ME SLEEPING, I WAS ASLEEP! USE YOUR TINY ASS BRAIN ONCE IN A WHILE, WOULD YOU?! Or are you really THAT blond?!

[tristelluvia.livejournal.com]

Are you Sanji-san?

[hanahana-no-mi.livejournal.com]

Some wine would be nice, Cook-san.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE ALERT AT ALL TIMES, DUMBASS? Shouldn't your swordsman senses tingle or some shit like that when someone walks by?? Fuck, whatever, do you know where my spices are or not, marimo?

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Didn't we have this fight yesterday except I was saying those things to you?

Yeah.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I am indeed! And you~ beautiful lady gracing my journal with your divine presence, who might YOU be?

[tristelluvia.livejournal.com]

Nami-san told Lluvia that she should meet Sanji-san.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

HAAAAIII, ROBIN-CHWAN~~~ ♥ Red or white, my love? Would you like anything else to go with it? I picked up some chocolates that I think would go perfect~ with a good bottle of Zinfandel!

[hanahana-no-mi.livejournal.com]

Some red wine and perhaps some spicy curry.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

That was obviously a completely different case, in that you are an brainless idiot and therefore wrong no matter what. And I am not.

...Then where ARE they?! GET THEM BACK.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Nami-san said that?? She obviously realized that you and I are fated to be together! Ahhh, Nami-san is so thoughtful~

Lluvia-san, is it? SUCH A LOVELY NAME!!

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

I CAN THINK OF PLENTY OF TIMES WHERE YOU WERE WRONG, DAMN ERO COOK.

Why the fuck should I tell you?!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...That's an interesting combination. BUT FOR YOU I WOULD DO ANYTHING, ROBIN-CHAN! It'll take me only a minute to whip some up!

[tristelluvia.livejournal.com]

Lluvia already has her one true love!

Thank you, Sanji-san.

[hanahana-no-mi.livejournal.com]

Put extra spices in mine, Cook-san.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Don't think TOO hard, you'll only hurt yourself.

BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T, YOU'LL FIND MY FOOT IN YOUR FACE UNTIL EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE SPICES IS BACK THE WAY THEY WERE BEFORE I LEFT THIS AFTERNOON.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

You...you do? But - that's only because you haven't yet met ME, Lluvia-san!!