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[serving_love]

I leave the ship to go shopping for ONE HOUR--

WHICH ONE OF YOU SHIT HEADS MESSED UP MY KITCHEN???!?!?! YOU ARE SO GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED WHEN I FIND OUT WHO IT WAS!!!

That obviously doesn't apply to my beautiful goddesses~~ Nami-san, Robin-chan, anything you ladies need, just let me know and I'll be there to serve you in an instant!! ♥

In the meantime, there are a couple people on board whose faces have a meeting with my FOOT. AND WHERE THE HELL ARE ALL MY GODDAMN SPICES???!?!?!!?!!!

Comments

[liarboo.livejournal.com]

Yeah, because sleeping 18 hours a day is such an accomplishment! Just take some booze on watch and let ME enjoy the pie.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

I'll take the booze AND the pie.

[liarboo.livejournal.com]

You can't have both! Fine, I'll take the booze, you have the pie.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

We'll see about that.

[liarboo.livejournal.com]

I already took and hid the booze. Too slow!

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

WHAT?! That was MY booze!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Dumbass. You aren't the only one with stuff hidden away on this ship.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Stuff like what?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Booze, idiot.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

YOU have booze hidden away?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

If I didn't, it would all disappear into your stomach before I could take half a shot!

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't drink your fruity ass shit if it were the last thing on the ship.

[liarboo.livejournal.com]

Look, I tried to compromise with you but you just wouldn't listen. It's your own fault you're going to be boozeless tonight.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

I'll just take the rest after you pass out.