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[serving_love]

I leave the ship to go shopping for ONE HOUR--

WHICH ONE OF YOU SHIT HEADS MESSED UP MY KITCHEN???!?!?! YOU ARE SO GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED WHEN I FIND OUT WHO IT WAS!!!

That obviously doesn't apply to my beautiful goddesses~~ Nami-san, Robin-chan, anything you ladies need, just let me know and I'll be there to serve you in an instant!! ♥

In the meantime, there are a couple people on board whose faces have a meeting with my FOOT. AND WHERE THE HELL ARE ALL MY GODDAMN SPICES???!?!?!!?!!!

Comments

[pantsoverboard.livejournal.com]

I guess I am, but only to her.

Oh yeah? But he says she'll fall in love with him...

[liarboo.livejournal.com]

~*~It is a pleasure to finally meet you, Gray-sama!~*~

Sanji says that about every girl he meets, and it has yet to happen.

[pantsoverboard.livejournal.com]

Don't do the fancy crap around sentences like that. It's weird. And why are you adding the sama?!

I think Lluvia falls in love fairly easily, though... I'm a prime example.

[liarboo.livejournal.com]

~*~*~*~*~*~What, this?~*~*~*~*~*~
Sorry, bad habit I picked up on my travels.
I'm adding the -sama because you seem like an amazing fella.

Well, I'll make sure Sanji won't hurt her!

[pantsoverboard.livejournal.com]

Yeah. That. Idiot. Be careful what you say or Lluvia might mark you as a rival for love or whatever.

We'll split that job between us. I've got a duty to fulfill.

[liarboo.livejournal.com]

It's too late on the rival of love thing . . . but I like Miss Lluvia so it's okay.

Cool, a joint spying venture, this'll be fun.

[pantsoverboard.livejournal.com]

Seriously? What the hell?

Maybe, assuming they meet at all. Are you all miles away?

[liarboo.livejournal.com]

Yeah it's . . . complicated? And embarrassing.

Apparently so, but I will be ever vigilant of what Sanji says to her online, at least!

[pantsoverboard.livejournal.com]

...oookay. Not gonna ask.

Thanks. I'll be backing you up with that when I can.