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I leave the ship to go shopping for ONE HOUR--

WHICH ONE OF YOU SHIT HEADS MESSED UP MY KITCHEN???!?!?! YOU ARE SO GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED WHEN I FIND OUT WHO IT WAS!!!

That obviously doesn't apply to my beautiful goddesses~~ Nami-san, Robin-chan, anything you ladies need, just let me know and I'll be there to serve you in an instant!! ♥

In the meantime, there are a couple people on board whose faces have a meeting with my FOOT. AND WHERE THE HELL ARE ALL MY GODDAMN SPICES???!?!?!!?!!!

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.....I mean. Not that I AM concerned. Just. On principle. Not listening to you.

Nice try, dumbshit. You can't back your way out of it now.

I'M NOT BAKING YOU A GODDAMN CAKE!!

A PIE, THEN.

YOU CAN HAVE PIE WHEN THE REST OF THE CREW HAS PIE. YOU DON'T QUALIFY FOR SPECIAL TREATMENT, MARIMO.

But I have night watch two nights in a row.

...What the hell does that matter? You drew the short stick.

I deserve a pie.

No one else gets a pie when THEY have watch two nights in a row. But if wittle Zoro-chan wants a pie, I suppose I could consider it.

Don't give me the same "chan" bullshit you do the girls, thats fucking creepy.

IT'S NOT THE SAME THING AT ALL, DUMBASS. ASLKJDHAS GOD.

What kind.

YOU EVEN USED CUTESY LANGUAGE!!!

Lemon.

Fucking hell, I WAS MOCKING YOU!!! But I guess I probably should've realized that'd go right over your shitty green-haired head.

Meringue?

What, hey, I did a double watch last week, I want a pie for THAT if ZORO is getting one!

You didn't ask! Or demand like a spoiled brat, rather. I'll make you one next time you have a double!

Well if being a spoiled brat is all I need to do to get a pie then--
I WANT A PIE FOR MY LAST DOUBLE SHIFT RIGHT NOWWWW

Or at least give me half of Zoro's