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I leave the ship to go shopping for ONE HOUR--

WHICH ONE OF YOU SHIT HEADS MESSED UP MY KITCHEN???!?!?! YOU ARE SO GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED WHEN I FIND OUT WHO IT WAS!!!

That obviously doesn't apply to my beautiful goddesses~~ Nami-san, Robin-chan, anything you ladies need, just let me know and I'll be there to serve you in an instant!! ♥

In the meantime, there are a couple people on board whose faces have a meeting with my FOOT. AND WHERE THE HELL ARE ALL MY GODDAMN SPICES???!?!?!!?!!!

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What, hey, I did a double watch last week, I want a pie for THAT if ZORO is getting one!

You didn't ask! Or demand like a spoiled brat, rather. I'll make you one next time you have a double!

Well if being a spoiled brat is all I need to do to get a pie then--
I WANT A PIE FOR MY LAST DOUBLE SHIFT RIGHT NOWWWW

Or at least give me half of Zoro's

Hands off my pie!

You sleep through most of your watches, you don't deserve a whole pie!

I deserve a whole pie more than you deserve half a pie.

Yeah, because sleeping 18 hours a day is such an accomplishment! Just take some booze on watch and let ME enjoy the pie.

I'll take the booze AND the pie.

You can't have both! Fine, I'll take the booze, you have the pie.

We'll see about that.

I already took and hid the booze. Too slow!

WHAT?! That was MY booze!

Dumbass. You aren't the only one with stuff hidden away on this ship.

Stuff like what?

Booze, idiot.

YOU have booze hidden away?

If I didn't, it would all disappear into your stomach before I could take half a shot!

I wouldn't drink your fruity ass shit if it were the last thing on the ship.

Look, I tried to compromise with you but you just wouldn't listen. It's your own fault you're going to be boozeless tonight.

I'll just take the rest after you pass out.

There's no way I'm baking two tonight! Take that up with Zoro, I'm not dealing with it.

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