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[serving_love]

I leave the ship to go shopping for ONE HOUR--

WHICH ONE OF YOU SHIT HEADS MESSED UP MY KITCHEN???!?!?! YOU ARE SO GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED WHEN I FIND OUT WHO IT WAS!!!

That obviously doesn't apply to my beautiful goddesses~~ Nami-san, Robin-chan, anything you ladies need, just let me know and I'll be there to serve you in an instant!! ♥

In the meantime, there are a couple people on board whose faces have a meeting with my FOOT. AND WHERE THE HELL ARE ALL MY GODDAMN SPICES???!?!?!!?!!!

Comments

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

YOU EVEN USED CUTESY LANGUAGE!!!

Lemon.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Fucking hell, I WAS MOCKING YOU!!! But I guess I probably should've realized that'd go right over your shitty green-haired head.

Meringue?

[liarboo.livejournal.com]

What, hey, I did a double watch last week, I want a pie for THAT if ZORO is getting one!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

You didn't ask! Or demand like a spoiled brat, rather. I'll make you one next time you have a double!

[liarboo.livejournal.com]

Well if being a spoiled brat is all I need to do to get a pie then--
I WANT A PIE FOR MY LAST DOUBLE SHIFT RIGHT NOWWWW

Or at least give me half of Zoro's

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Hands off my pie!

[liarboo.livejournal.com]

You sleep through most of your watches, you don't deserve a whole pie!

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

I deserve a whole pie more than you deserve half a pie.

[liarboo.livejournal.com]

Yeah, because sleeping 18 hours a day is such an accomplishment! Just take some booze on watch and let ME enjoy the pie.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

I'll take the booze AND the pie.

[liarboo.livejournal.com]

You can't have both! Fine, I'll take the booze, you have the pie.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

We'll see about that.

[liarboo.livejournal.com]

I already took and hid the booze. Too slow!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

There's no way I'm baking two tonight! Take that up with Zoro, I'm not dealing with it.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Mocking or not, it was fucking sickening.

Yeah.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

So you don't want me calling you that.

Usopp wants half.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Hell no! Why would you WANT to?!

I can read, fucktard.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

If it pisses you off, why wouldn't I? Eh, Zoro-chan~

How the hell was I supposed to know you were reading his comments?!

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Doesn't that detract from the girls' pet names or some shit? Now they'll be in the same group as me.

They're right there.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Nami-swan and Robin-chwan are and ALWAYS WILL BE in a group held to much higher esteem than yours, Zoro-chan.

You could've missed them.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

STOP CALLING ME THAT YOU DARTBOARD BROW!!!

Its called being observant.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Zoro-chaaaan~~

WHATEVER. It didn't hurt you to be told twice!

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

FUCK YOU!!! I should start calling you PRINCESS, then.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

PRINCESS DARTBOARD~