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[serving_love]

I leave the ship to go shopping for ONE HOUR--

WHICH ONE OF YOU SHIT HEADS MESSED UP MY KITCHEN???!?!?! YOU ARE SO GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED WHEN I FIND OUT WHO IT WAS!!!

That obviously doesn't apply to my beautiful goddesses~~ Nami-san, Robin-chan, anything you ladies need, just let me know and I'll be there to serve you in an instant!! ♥

In the meantime, there are a couple people on board whose faces have a meeting with my FOOT. AND WHERE THE HELL ARE ALL MY GODDAMN SPICES???!?!?!!?!!!

Comments

[tristelluvia.livejournal.com]

Gray-sama is perfect though!

[liarboo.livejournal.com]

It's okay, Lluvia, don't pay Sanji any mind. He's just a crazy pervert.

[tristelluvia.livejournal.com]

USOPP-SAN IS LLUVIA'S RIVAL OF LOVE.

[liarboo.livejournal.com]

OH CRAP I FORGOT ABOUT THAT.
You haven't told this "Gray-sama" that I'm a rival for his love, have you?!

[tristelluvia.livejournal.com]

LLUVIA TELLS GRAY-SAMA EVERYTHING!

[liarboo.livejournal.com]

OH CRAP.
WHAT AM I GONNA DO IF I EVER MEET HIM?!

[tristelluvia.livejournal.com]

DON'T LAY A FINGER ON GRAY-SAMA!!

[liarboo.livejournal.com]

I WON'T! I'll be too busy being embarrassed to do anything!

[tristelluvia.livejournal.com]

Gray-sama would embarrass you.

[liarboo.livejournal.com]

H-how? I don't want him to do anything to me!

[tristelluvia.livejournal.com]

Gray-sama will hang a coat-hanger on Usopp-san's nose.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

You only say that because you don't know me!! We should go on a date~ That'll clear things up. ♥

[tristelluvia.livejournal.com]

Lluvia doesn't want to ruin her chances with Gray-sama.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I'm sure this Gray-sama fellow wouldn't mind. It could just be a FRIENDLY date! With flowers and dinner and dessert and kisses goodnight!

[tristelluvia.livejournal.com]

A--

A friendly date?!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yes, my darling! It would be a night for you to remember for the rest of your life~! What do you say? This weekend, perhaps? ♥

[tristelluvia.livejournal.com]

It would be a platonic date because Lluvia is spoken for.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Friendly, platonic, romantic, whichever you choose, my darling! You'll be the luckiest woman on the planet that night~

[tristelluvia.livejournal.com]

Then Lluvia will go on a friendly date with Sanji-san.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

!!!!!!

LLUVIA-SAN, YOU DO ME SUCH AN HONOR!! We'll schedule it for Saturday~! You've made me the happiest man in the world!! ♥

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

No way Nami will take us off course, shit-for-brains.

[tristelluvia.livejournal.com]

Lluvia made you the happiest man in the world?

[liarboo.livejournal.com]

Miss Lluvia, I feel I should strongly warn you again, due to our connection through this mysterious Gray-sama, that Sanji's just going to get ~fresh~ with you on this "friendly" date!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

WATCH YOUR MOUTH, LONGNOSE. I would never dream of making a lady uncomfortable on the first date~

[tristelluvia.livejournal.com]

Fresh?