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[serving_love]

I leave the ship to go shopping for ONE HOUR--

WHICH ONE OF YOU SHIT HEADS MESSED UP MY KITCHEN???!?!?! YOU ARE SO GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED WHEN I FIND OUT WHO IT WAS!!!

That obviously doesn't apply to my beautiful goddesses~~ Nami-san, Robin-chan, anything you ladies need, just let me know and I'll be there to serve you in an instant!! ♥

In the meantime, there are a couple people on board whose faces have a meeting with my FOOT. AND WHERE THE HELL ARE ALL MY GODDAMN SPICES???!?!?!!?!!!

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I'm sure this Gray-sama fellow wouldn't mind. It could just be a FRIENDLY date! With flowers and dinner and dessert and kisses goodnight!

[tristelluvia.livejournal.com]

A--

A friendly date?!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yes, my darling! It would be a night for you to remember for the rest of your life~! What do you say? This weekend, perhaps? ♥

[tristelluvia.livejournal.com]

It would be a platonic date because Lluvia is spoken for.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Friendly, platonic, romantic, whichever you choose, my darling! You'll be the luckiest woman on the planet that night~

[tristelluvia.livejournal.com]

Then Lluvia will go on a friendly date with Sanji-san.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

!!!!!!

LLUVIA-SAN, YOU DO ME SUCH AN HONOR!! We'll schedule it for Saturday~! You've made me the happiest man in the world!! ♥

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

No way Nami will take us off course, shit-for-brains.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I'll make arrangements when we dock at the next island. No worries, nothing will come between me and my lovely Lluvia-san~~

[tristelluvia.livejournal.com]

Lluvia made you the happiest man in the world?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yes, of course, my darling~~ Just being in your presence makes me feel a joy words cannot describe!!

[tristelluvia.livejournal.com]

Sanji-san is making Lluvia rain from her eyes.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Have I said something to upset you, Lluvia-san?? I WOULD NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF!

[tristelluvia.livejournal.com]

No, Lluvia is happy!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Oh. OH~! You're crying tears of JOY! Lluvia-san, as happy as I am that I can make YOU happy, you needn't go that far! JUST SMILE, MY LOVE~~ ♥

[liarboo.livejournal.com]

Miss Lluvia, I feel I should strongly warn you again, due to our connection through this mysterious Gray-sama, that Sanji's just going to get ~fresh~ with you on this "friendly" date!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

WATCH YOUR MOUTH, LONGNOSE. I would never dream of making a lady uncomfortable on the first date~

[liarboo.livejournal.com]

You better not make her uncomfortable, Miss Lluvia's love for Gray-sama is too pure for you to make a mockery of with your lame come ons!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I don't even know who the hell Gray-sama is, but he can't possibly be worthy enough for Lluvia-san! I'll prove that to her!!

[liarboo.livejournal.com]

I don't know who he is either, but her love for him is so vast and pure, he must be more than worthy of it! ~*~It's like something out of a storybook!~*~

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Well MY love for Lluvia-san is like something out of a ROMANCE NOVEL! But a classy one. Maybe.

[tristelluvia.livejournal.com]

Fresh?

[liarboo.livejournal.com]

Yes, like, try to touch you and say double entendres!

[tristelluvia.livejournal.com]

He would do that?!

[liarboo.livejournal.com]

Maybe not right away, but as soon as your guard is down!--