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[serving_love]

I leave the ship to go shopping for ONE HOUR--

WHICH ONE OF YOU SHIT HEADS MESSED UP MY KITCHEN???!?!?! YOU ARE SO GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED WHEN I FIND OUT WHO IT WAS!!!

That obviously doesn't apply to my beautiful goddesses~~ Nami-san, Robin-chan, anything you ladies need, just let me know and I'll be there to serve you in an instant!! ♥

In the meantime, there are a couple people on board whose faces have a meeting with my FOOT. AND WHERE THE HELL ARE ALL MY GODDAMN SPICES???!?!?!!?!!!

Comments

[rumbledeer.livejournal.com]

No. I can help you look for them though!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

That would be very much appreciated, Chopper, as Robin-chan is ABOUT TO GO HUNGRY BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE THE PROPER INGREDIENTS TO MAKE THE DISH SHE DESIRES!!! THIS IS HORRIBLE.

[rumbledeer.livejournal.com]

OH NO!!! I'll start looking in the bedrooms!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Okay! Except don't go into Nami-san and Robin-chan's room. I'll handle that.

And Chopper. Don't listen to those other two, I'll bake you something special after all this to make up for their shitty ways. Alright?

[rumbledeer.livejournal.com]

Okay!

But they're being really mean!!!! They don't like me anymore!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

They're just experiencing prolonged moments of idiocy. Granted, the marimo's moment is pretty much never-ending, but don't worry. They'll get over themselves soon.

And if they don't, I'll kick some sense into them.

[rumbledeer.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Sanji! It's mostly okay now! USOPP IS GONNA TEACH ME HOW TO LIE!!!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...........Don't let Usopp teach you that.

[rumbledeer.livejournal.com]

Why not?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Because...it's not a skill you need to have! Doctors don't need to lie, doctors have to tell the truth, right? Honesty is the way to go, Chopper!