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[serving_love]

I leave the ship to go shopping for ONE HOUR--

WHICH ONE OF YOU SHIT HEADS MESSED UP MY KITCHEN???!?!?! YOU ARE SO GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED WHEN I FIND OUT WHO IT WAS!!!

That obviously doesn't apply to my beautiful goddesses~~ Nami-san, Robin-chan, anything you ladies need, just let me know and I'll be there to serve you in an instant!! ♥

In the meantime, there are a couple people on board whose faces have a meeting with my FOOT. AND WHERE THE HELL ARE ALL MY GODDAMN SPICES???!?!?!!?!!!

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I knew it. Those two lunkheads are crap at lying.

Do you have any idea where they put them?

[rumbledeer.livejournal.com]

No. I can help you look for them though!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

That would be very much appreciated, Chopper, as Robin-chan is ABOUT TO GO HUNGRY BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE THE PROPER INGREDIENTS TO MAKE THE DISH SHE DESIRES!!! THIS IS HORRIBLE.

[rumbledeer.livejournal.com]

OH NO!!! I'll start looking in the bedrooms!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Okay! Except don't go into Nami-san and Robin-chan's room. I'll handle that.

And Chopper. Don't listen to those other two, I'll bake you something special after all this to make up for their shitty ways. Alright?

[rumbledeer.livejournal.com]

Okay!

But they're being really mean!!!! They don't like me anymore!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

They're just experiencing prolonged moments of idiocy. Granted, the marimo's moment is pretty much never-ending, but don't worry. They'll get over themselves soon.

And if they don't, I'll kick some sense into them.

[rumbledeer.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Sanji! It's mostly okay now! USOPP IS GONNA TEACH ME HOW TO LIE!!!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...........Don't let Usopp teach you that.

[rumbledeer.livejournal.com]

Why not?

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Nami's underwear drawer.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

.......If you dare touched any of Nami-san's undergarments, I'll kick your face in so hard you'll be seeing out your ass for a MONTH.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Like hell, there's no way I'd even open that drawer! Just wanted to see what you'd say.

[liarboo.livejournal.com]

.....
But that's exactly where I hid the oregano

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...

You did WHAT?

[liarboo.livejournal.com]

I was running out of hiding spots!!

Not like you'd mind trying to find spices in that place ANYway.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

.................Okay, point.

BUT I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO SHOULD BE TOUCHING NAMI-SAN'S PANTIES~!

[liarboo.livejournal.com]

So . . .

you're saying you rifle through Nami's panty drawer OFTEN?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...That's...well. No. That's an honor not yet bestowed upon me, BUT ONE DAY~~

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

GOOD. THAT DRAWER IS COMPLETELY OFF LIMITS TO YOU. ALWAYS. TOUCH IT AND DIE.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Like a few pairs of frilly underpants could kill me.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

They couldn't, I COULD.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Haven't yet.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

HAVEN'T WANTED TO THIS MUCH BEFORE.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

They're not in her drawer.