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I leave the ship to go shopping for ONE HOUR--

WHICH ONE OF YOU SHIT HEADS MESSED UP MY KITCHEN???!?!?! YOU ARE SO GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED WHEN I FIND OUT WHO IT WAS!!!

That obviously doesn't apply to my beautiful goddesses~~ Nami-san, Robin-chan, anything you ladies need, just let me know and I'll be there to serve you in an instant!! ♥

In the meantime, there are a couple people on board whose faces have a meeting with my FOOT. AND WHERE THE HELL ARE ALL MY GODDAMN SPICES???!?!?!!?!!!

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.......If you dare touched any of Nami-san's undergarments, I'll kick your face in so hard you'll be seeing out your ass for a MONTH.

Like hell, there's no way I'd even open that drawer! Just wanted to see what you'd say.

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~~But that's exactly where I hid the oregano~~

...

You did WHAT?

I was running out of hiding spots!!

~~Not like you'd mind trying to find spices in that place ANYway.~~

.................Okay, point.

BUT I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO SHOULD BE TOUCHING NAMI-SAN'S PANTIES~!

So . . .

you're saying you rifle through Nami's panty drawer OFTEN?

...That's...well. No. That's an honor not yet bestowed upon me, BUT ONE DAY~~

...Dream high, Sanji...

GOOD. THAT DRAWER IS COMPLETELY OFF LIMITS TO YOU. ALWAYS. TOUCH IT AND DIE.

Like a few pairs of frilly underpants could kill me.

They couldn't, I COULD.

Haven't yet.

HAVEN'T WANTED TO THIS MUCH BEFORE.

They're not in her drawer.

GOOD.

...So then. Where are they?

My drawer.

Under my dirty, old, bloody, sweaty clothes.

...

...

I hate you so much.

WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE THOSE CLOTHES IN THERE?! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HAND THEM OVER ON LAUNDRY DAY!! SHITTY SWORDSMAN.

I only wore them for a few weeks.

Ugh, that is so fucking disgusting. You're like a walking disease or something. S'probably why your hair is green.

Chopper hasn't said anything yet.

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