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[serving_love]

I leave the ship to go shopping for ONE HOUR--

WHICH ONE OF YOU SHIT HEADS MESSED UP MY KITCHEN???!?!?! YOU ARE SO GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED WHEN I FIND OUT WHO IT WAS!!!

That obviously doesn't apply to my beautiful goddesses~~ Nami-san, Robin-chan, anything you ladies need, just let me know and I'll be there to serve you in an instant!! ♥

In the meantime, there are a couple people on board whose faces have a meeting with my FOOT. AND WHERE THE HELL ARE ALL MY GODDAMN SPICES???!?!?!!?!!!

Comments

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Don't worry about it. You want pie? I can grab the rest before Zoro scarfs it down if you do.

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

I wasn't worried!

What kind is it? I WANT IT.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Lemon meringue. Zoro's request. I'll cut you a piece before there's nothing but crumbs left!

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

Make sure it's a BIG piece.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I don't think there's enough left to qualify for YOUR version of big.

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

Oh.

Make another one!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

HELL NO.

Maybe tomorrow.

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

...MAYBE?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Alright, alright. What type do you want? I'll get all the ingredients out now and you can have it by lunch time tomorrow.

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

Hmm...

I want this (http://www.wetakethecake.com/layer/images/redvelvetcakeopen.jpg).

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...

THAT'S NOT A PIE, LUFFY.

Although. Hmm. Nami-san and Robin-chan would probably enjoy that~

Okay! Red velvet cake it is!

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

Close enough.

Are you making them a separate cake?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

No, they get the first two pieces of yours. With extra icing and sugared hearts on top~!

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

I don't get a sugared heart?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Of course not. Those are for my lovely ladies! ♥

You can have a sugared something else, though.

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

Like what?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

A sugared...square? I don't know. It'll be in your mouth before you even look at it anyway.

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

I look at my food! Most of the time.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Your food disappears in the blink of an eye! YOU'RE LIKE A BLACK HOLE.

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

Because it's all so GOOD! If I wait, it might get cold.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Of course it's good. I made it. Heh, guess I can't blame you then.

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

I'm not a black hole.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

You might be a distant relative of one.

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

...

You're stupid, Sanji.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Back at ya, Captain.