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I leave the ship to go shopping for ONE HOUR--

WHICH ONE OF YOU SHIT HEADS MESSED UP MY KITCHEN???!?!?! YOU ARE SO GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED WHEN I FIND OUT WHO IT WAS!!!

That obviously doesn't apply to my beautiful goddesses~~ Nami-san, Robin-chan, anything you ladies need, just let me know and I'll be there to serve you in an instant!! ♥

In the meantime, there are a couple people on board whose faces have a meeting with my FOOT. AND WHERE THE HELL ARE ALL MY GODDAMN SPICES???!?!?!!?!!!

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Make sure it's a BIG piece.

I don't think there's enough left to qualify for YOUR version of big.

Oh.

Make another one!

HELL NO.

Maybe tomorrow.

...MAYBE?

...Alright, alright. What type do you want? I'll get all the ingredients out now and you can have it by lunch time tomorrow.

Hmm...

I want this (http://www.wetakethecake.com/layer/images/redvelvetcakeopen.jpg).

...

THAT'S NOT A PIE, LUFFY.

Although. Hmm. Nami-san and Robin-chan would probably enjoy that~

Okay! Red velvet cake it is!

Close enough.

Are you making them a separate cake?

No, they get the first two pieces of yours. With extra icing and sugared hearts on top~!

I don't get a sugared heart?

Of course not. Those are for my lovely ladies! ♥

You can have a sugared something else, though.

Like what?

A sugared...square? I don't know. It'll be in your mouth before you even look at it anyway.

I look at my food! Most of the time.

Your food disappears in the blink of an eye! YOU'RE LIKE A BLACK HOLE.

Because it's all so GOOD! If I wait, it might get cold.

Of course it's good. I made it. Heh, guess I can't blame you then.

I'm not a black hole.

You might be a distant relative of one.

...

You're stupid, Sanji.

Back at ya, Captain.

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