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[serving_love]

I leave the ship to go shopping for ONE HOUR--

WHICH ONE OF YOU SHIT HEADS MESSED UP MY KITCHEN???!?!?! YOU ARE SO GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED WHEN I FIND OUT WHO IT WAS!!!

That obviously doesn't apply to my beautiful goddesses~~ Nami-san, Robin-chan, anything you ladies need, just let me know and I'll be there to serve you in an instant!! ♥

In the meantime, there are a couple people on board whose faces have a meeting with my FOOT. AND WHERE THE HELL ARE ALL MY GODDAMN SPICES???!?!?!!?!!!

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Who are you and why are you so curious? No worries, I'm not creepy - I'm just taking the lady out for a night to show her the finer side of life~ She'll be returned unharmed and more in love with me than you can even begin to imagine!

[pantsoverboard.livejournal.com]

In love with you? ...hm.

I'm Gray, by the way.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

.......Oh. So YOU'RE the infamous Gray-sama.

Well. I promise to take the utmost of care of the lovely Lluvia-san!

[pantsoverboard.livejournal.com]

What you count as taking care of her may not match up with what I'd count as taking care of her.

God, I feel like her big brother or something. Weird.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

You got rules you want me to follow or some shit like that? I'm not going to take advantage of her. My goal is only to make sure she has a good time~

[pantsoverboard.livejournal.com]

No touching her. No saying things that might make her uncomfortable. Just be nice and don't be a dick.

She could probably kick your ass if you went too far with anything but those are just a few precautions.