serving_love: (WTF?! / grrrrrr)
Sanji ([personal profile] serving_love) wrote2008-06-02 09:18 pm

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I leave the ship to go shopping for ONE HOUR--

WHICH ONE OF YOU SHIT HEADS MESSED UP MY KITCHEN???!?!?! YOU ARE SO GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED WHEN I FIND OUT WHO IT WAS!!!

That obviously doesn't apply to my beautiful goddesses~~ Nami-san, Robin-chan, anything you ladies need, just let me know and I'll be there to serve you in an instant!! ♥

In the meantime, there are a couple people on board whose faces have a meeting with my FOOT. AND WHERE THE HELL ARE ALL MY GODDAMN SPICES???!?!?!!?!!!

[identity profile] pantsoverboard.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Did I read wrong or are you planning on taking Lluvia out on a date? Not that I mind because we're not like that, but I'd still want some reassurance that you're not a creepy asshole. She's kind of... innocent.

[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Who are you and why are you so curious? No worries, I'm not creepy - I'm just taking the lady out for a night to show her the finer side of life~ She'll be returned unharmed and more in love with me than you can even begin to imagine!

[identity profile] pantsoverboard.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
In love with you? ...hm.

I'm Gray, by the way.

[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
.......Oh. So YOU'RE the infamous Gray-sama.

Well. I promise to take the utmost of care of the lovely Lluvia-san!

[identity profile] pantsoverboard.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
What you count as taking care of her may not match up with what I'd count as taking care of her.

God, I feel like her big brother or something. Weird.

[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
You got rules you want me to follow or some shit like that? I'm not going to take advantage of her. My goal is only to make sure she has a good time~

[identity profile] pantsoverboard.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
No touching her. No saying things that might make her uncomfortable. Just be nice and don't be a dick.

She could probably kick your ass if you went too far with anything but those are just a few precautions.

[identity profile] liarboo.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Are you the mysterious Gray-sama?!

And I guess I shouldn't call my nakama a creepy asshole, but I can say I'd watch him very carefully when he's out with Lluvia. I was planning on following them myself, just for the safety of Lluvia's pure love for you.

[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
OI, DATES REQUIRE PRIVACY. BUTT OUT.

[identity profile] liarboo.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
You weren't gonna see me, I'm a master of disguise after all, so it would have been LIKE it was a private date.

[identity profile] pantsoverboard.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess I am, but only to her.

Oh yeah? But he says she'll fall in love with him...

[identity profile] liarboo.livejournal.com 2008-06-04 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
~*~It is a pleasure to finally meet you, Gray-sama!~*~

Sanji says that about every girl he meets, and it has yet to happen.

[identity profile] pantsoverboard.livejournal.com 2008-06-04 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Don't do the fancy crap around sentences like that. It's weird. And why are you adding the sama?!

I think Lluvia falls in love fairly easily, though... I'm a prime example.

[identity profile] liarboo.livejournal.com 2008-06-04 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
~*~*~*~*~*~What, this?~*~*~*~*~*~
Sorry, bad habit I picked up on my travels.
I'm adding the -sama because you seem like an amazing fella.

Well, I'll make sure Sanji won't hurt her!

[identity profile] pantsoverboard.livejournal.com 2008-06-04 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. That. Idiot. Be careful what you say or Lluvia might mark you as a rival for love or whatever.

We'll split that job between us. I've got a duty to fulfill.

[identity profile] liarboo.livejournal.com 2008-06-04 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
It's too late on the rival of love thing . . . but I like Miss Lluvia so it's okay.

Cool, a joint spying venture, this'll be fun.

[identity profile] pantsoverboard.livejournal.com 2008-06-04 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously? What the hell?

Maybe, assuming they meet at all. Are you all miles away?

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[identity profile] liarboo.livejournal.com - 2008-06-04 03:35 (UTC) - Expand

[identity profile] pantsoverboard.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I care enough to make sure you don't end up getting taken advantage of by some random guy asking you out.

[identity profile] tristelluvia.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Will Gray-sama take Lluvia out on a date to keep her from going out on a date with Sanji-san?

[identity profile] pantsoverboard.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
...maybe. It's tempting to let you go but I don't know if I trust him.

[identity profile] tristelluvia.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
LLUVIA WOULD DO ANYTHING TO GO ON A DATE WITH GRAY-SAMA!!!

[identity profile] tristelluvia.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
...

That is, if Gray-sama wants to.

[identity profile] pantsoverboard.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know. Let me think about it. If this guy says one thing out of line...

[identity profile] tristelluvia.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Gray-sama is standing up for Lluvia?