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[serving_love]

I leave the ship to go shopping for ONE HOUR--

WHICH ONE OF YOU SHIT HEADS MESSED UP MY KITCHEN???!?!?! YOU ARE SO GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED WHEN I FIND OUT WHO IT WAS!!!

That obviously doesn't apply to my beautiful goddesses~~ Nami-san, Robin-chan, anything you ladies need, just let me know and I'll be there to serve you in an instant!! ♥

In the meantime, there are a couple people on board whose faces have a meeting with my FOOT. AND WHERE THE HELL ARE ALL MY GODDAMN SPICES???!?!?!!?!!!

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

If my spices aren't back in the next five minutes, Zoro's ass isn't the only one I'm going to be kicking. GOT IT, USOPP?!

[liarboo.livejournal.com]

WHAT?! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHERE ZORO HID EVERYTHING! Are you insinuating something?!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

TOO LATE, LONGNOSE, I KNOW THE TRUTH.

So do you fancy eating out of a straw for awhile, or are you going to help me out here?

[liarboo.livejournal.com]

YOU WOULDN'T IF CHOPPER HADN'T SAID ANYTHING.

Yeah yeah, here's your cinnamon and garlic, at least, I hid them in Brooke's skull.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

BUT HE DID, DIDN'T HE, SO HAH!

...In his SKULL? Oi oi, respect the food, don't go around hiding it IN people. Even if they are...hollow.

[liarboo.livejournal.com]

If his skull bothered you . . . then you're not gonna like the other places I hid the spices . . .

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

YOU REALIZE YOU'RE STILL GOING TO BE EATING FOOD WITH THOSE SPICES IN IT, RIGHT? BECAUSE I'M NOT THROWING THEM OUT!!!!

[liarboo.livejournal.com]

I just wanted a good laugh, I didn't think that far ahead! . . .

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

WELL REMEMBER TO NEXT TIME!! Actually. No. There's not going to be a next time. GOT IT?

[liarboo.livejournal.com]

Okay, fine, I won't hide your SPICES ever again, hehehe.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

You won't hide ANYTHING if you know what's good for you!

[liarboo.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh.

Hey, totally unrelated, but have you seen your favorite spatula recently?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Last time I used it. Which was this morning, when I made pancakes for breakfast--

...

...

Annnd now it's gone.

WHAT THE HELL.

[liarboo.livejournal.com]

Gwahahahah!

Time for me to go to bed! Have fun looking, Sanji!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

LAKJHSDKLJASHDASD YOU'RE GETTING A KICK UPSIDE THE HEAD FOR A WAKE-UP CALL TOMORROW, USOPP!!