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[serving_love]

I leave the ship to go shopping for ONE HOUR--

WHICH ONE OF YOU SHIT HEADS MESSED UP MY KITCHEN???!?!?! YOU ARE SO GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED WHEN I FIND OUT WHO IT WAS!!!

That obviously doesn't apply to my beautiful goddesses~~ Nami-san, Robin-chan, anything you ladies need, just let me know and I'll be there to serve you in an instant!! ♥

In the meantime, there are a couple people on board whose faces have a meeting with my FOOT. AND WHERE THE HELL ARE ALL MY GODDAMN SPICES???!?!?!!?!!!

Comments

[oceanofpotion.livejournal.com]

Maybe the nargles took them.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

The hell is a nargle?

[oceanofpotion.livejournal.com]

Maybe a better question would be, what the hell isn't a nargle?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...

If it's something that's found only on the Grand Line, I don't think we've encountered it yet.

[oceanofpotion.livejournal.com]

They're found wherever you want to find them, is the thing. And sometimes where you don't want to find them. Of course, I've never seen one. Don't really think they're real either. But that Luna Lovegood keeps publishing papers on it and Dad always told me I Was Not To Make Fun Of Miss Lovegood's Eccentricities.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

This Miss Luna Lovegood sounds like an amazing and unique~ person. Any chance you could introduce us?

[oceanofpotion.livejournal.com]

I could have, before the whole Time Turner fiasco. Dad's close friend. Mum's fond of her too. And Professor Longbottom, although he thinks we don't know. But that's neither here, there, nor on top of a Gryffindor's head. Point is, I don't think I can, mate. Sorry.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

.....Time Tuner fiasco? Wait. Who exactly ARE you??

[oceanofpotion.livejournal.com]

All James Sirius's fault. Promise on Dumbledore's Grave.

... sort of.

All right, how about I promise it on James Sirius's N.E.W.T. scores, yeah?

Anyway. Albus Severus Potter at your service.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I don't know ANY of the people you're talking about. You a pirate?

[oceanofpotion.livejournal.com]

James Sirius is my twat of a brother. You're better off not knowing him, mate.

Of course! First class pirate. Graduated top of my Pirate School. Aced the S.H.I.Ps. And I have a telescope.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Didn't know they had schools for that sort of thing. So what's your goal, kid? You have a telescope, but do you have a ship to use it on?

[oceanofpotion.livejournal.com]

They have schools for everything. Nope. Was planning on stealing one. Or stowing away on one. Whichever comes first.