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[serving_love]

I leave the ship to go shopping for ONE HOUR--

WHICH ONE OF YOU SHIT HEADS MESSED UP MY KITCHEN???!?!?! YOU ARE SO GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED WHEN I FIND OUT WHO IT WAS!!!

That obviously doesn't apply to my beautiful goddesses~~ Nami-san, Robin-chan, anything you ladies need, just let me know and I'll be there to serve you in an instant!! ♥

In the meantime, there are a couple people on board whose faces have a meeting with my FOOT. AND WHERE THE HELL ARE ALL MY GODDAMN SPICES???!?!?!!?!!!

Comments

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

If I'm five, then you're three! Or maybe you're still a fucking fetus, who can tell from your ugly excuse for a face!

I WASNT LITERALLY TALKING ABOUT YOUR ASS!!!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

If we go by maturity level, I'm an entire LIFETIME older than you, Mr. A-woman-could-dance-naked-in-front-of-me-and-I'd-still-be-more-interested-in-my-goddamn-swords!!

GOOD, BECAUSE THIS ASS IS WAY MORE MANLY THAN YOUR ASS. STRONGER, TOO.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

I TAKE IT BACK. IF YOU GO BY LOOKS YOU LOOK AS OLD AS YOU ACT. LIKE A WRINKLY PERVERTED OLD MAN!!!!

You got a problem with my swords?!

WANNA BET?!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

EXCUSE ME FOR BEING A NORMAL NINETEEN-YEAR-OLD WHO APPRECIATES GOD'S GIFT OF THE GENTLER SEX.

No, I don't got a problem with your stupid overgrown kitchen knives.

HELL YEAH, BECAUSE I KNOW I'M RIGHT, SHIT HEAD.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

YOURE SO FUCKING WRINKLY I CANT EVEN LOOK AT YOU. Che, god.

I'd like to see you cut your own hands off trying to use 'em!

NO WAY YOU'D WIN IN AN ASS MANLINESS AND STRENGTH CONTEST.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

NO ONE'S FORCING YOU. LOOK THE OTHER, THEN I DON'T HAVE TO SEE YOUR IDIOT FACE EITHER.

Don't test me. I'm well practiced at using those things.

I'D WIN SO HARD YOU'D START WALKING BACKWARDS BECAUSE YOU'D BE SO ASHAMED OF YOUR INFERIOR ASS.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Look the other what?

Knives and swords aren't the same thing, shit cook.

ALRIGHT. WHO IS THE FUCKING JUDGE.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Other way. Fuck.

No kidding, dipshit, swords are just needlessly longer. Trying to compensate for something?

ANYONE. I DON'T CARE. YOU CAN PICK, YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THAT EXTRA ADVANTAGE.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Way to go, dumbass.

Its not needless!!!

It doesn't matter, I'll kick your ass at it either way!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Shut the hell up, or you're not getting this pie.

It's OVERCOMPENSATING.

Like hell you will. Fine. I don't know. Luffy. Or Usopp. Or Chopper. OR ALL THREE.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Its proportional.

Why not the GIRLS.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...It is not.

Because they don't need to see a competition like that!

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

How the fuck would you know?!

Fine. Luffy'll do it.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

IT'S JUST NOT!

I say all three. Then we get more than one opinion.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

YOU BEEN LOOKIN'?!?!?! FUCKING PERVERTED ASSHOLE!!!!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

AKLSHAS I HAVEN'T BEEN LOOKING, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS, I PREFER NOT TO BE SCARRED FOR LIFE, THANKS. I JUST THINK YOU'RE BULLSHITTING ME.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

DONT TALK ABOUT THINGS YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW AND WILL NEVER KNOW, IT MAKES YOU SOUND EVEN MORE LIKE A DUMBSHIT THAN YOU ALREADY ARE!!!

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

I pick Zoro.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Damn right.

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

Sanji's too graceful. Real men run into things. And you do that ALL THE TIME!

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

I'll ignore this comment for your well being.

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

Huh? Are we under attack?

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

I don't run into shit! Everything I do is on purpose.

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

That's not what it looks like.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Excuse me??