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[serving_love]

I leave the ship to go shopping for ONE HOUR--

WHICH ONE OF YOU SHIT HEADS MESSED UP MY KITCHEN???!?!?! YOU ARE SO GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED WHEN I FIND OUT WHO IT WAS!!!

That obviously doesn't apply to my beautiful goddesses~~ Nami-san, Robin-chan, anything you ladies need, just let me know and I'll be there to serve you in an instant!! ♥

In the meantime, there are a couple people on board whose faces have a meeting with my FOOT. AND WHERE THE HELL ARE ALL MY GODDAMN SPICES???!?!?!!?!!!

Comments

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Well. I'M not going to retrieve them, BUT I DO WANT THEM BACK!

[liarboo.livejournal.com]

I put them there in the first place, I'm not scared to get 'em back! But if Nami knew her curry was made using spices from Franky's speedo drawer God knows what she'd say to you.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

WHAT NAMI-SAN DOESN'T KNOW WON'T HURT HER ALSKJDHAS. Besides, they're still in the bottle. They haven't been contaminated! I CAN'T JUST THROW THEM OUT, USOPP, I DON'T KNOW WHEN WE'LL BE AT PORT AGAIN.

[liarboo.livejournal.com]

That's fine, go ahead and make her curry, but don't get mad if I accidentally sleepwalk into her room and sleeptell her where those spices were during the night.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

...don't you mean Robin?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Usopp said Nami-san's name, dumbshit. I was just going with that.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

You're the dumbshit for not realizing it!