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I leave the ship to go shopping for ONE HOUR--

WHICH ONE OF YOU SHIT HEADS MESSED UP MY KITCHEN???!?!?! YOU ARE SO GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED WHEN I FIND OUT WHO IT WAS!!!

That obviously doesn't apply to my beautiful goddesses~~ Nami-san, Robin-chan, anything you ladies need, just let me know and I'll be there to serve you in an instant!! ♥

In the meantime, there are a couple people on board whose faces have a meeting with my FOOT. AND WHERE THE HELL ARE ALL MY GODDAMN SPICES???!?!?!!?!!!

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If I can remember where I put them all . . .
No idea where Zoro hid his half, and with his sense of direction you might as well say goodbye to THOSE ones.

You'd BETTER remember. If I don't get them all back, you guys are using your allowance to restock what was lost!!

Chopper might be able to sniff some of them out, though...

I hid the chili pepper and chive in Franky's speedo drawer . . . don't know if you want those back or not...

...Well. I'M not going to retrieve them, BUT I DO WANT THEM BACK!

I put them there in the first place, I'm not scared to get 'em back! But if Nami knew her curry was made using spices from Franky's speedo drawer God knows what she'd say to you.

WHAT NAMI-SAN DOESN'T KNOW WON'T HURT HER ALSKJDHAS. Besides, they're still in the bottle. They haven't been contaminated! I CAN'T JUST THROW THEM OUT, USOPP, I DON'T KNOW WHEN WE'LL BE AT PORT AGAIN.

That's fine, go ahead and make her curry, but don't get mad if I accidentally sleepwalk into her room and sleeptell her where those spices were during the night.

...don't you mean Robin?

Usopp said Nami-san's name, dumbshit. I was just going with that.

You're the dumbshit for not realizing it!

Cook-san, I would like chives on my cake.

.......I don't know if I feel entirely comfortable putting chives on your cake after learning where they've been, Robin-chan. But. What Robin-chan wants, Robin-chan gets~

I think she wants chive on her cake because she knows EXACTLY where they've been.

...Nngh. I'm going to pretend I'm completely oblivious to what you're implying. Robin-chan would never-- NO.

There there, it's okay, Sanji, you can't win over every girl you meet. Sometimes a cyborg in a speedo is more appealing than a blond chef to the ladies.

HOW CAN A CYBORG IN A SPEEDO BE MORE APPEALING?? He's a cyborg. In a SPEEDO! IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!! I could provide Robin-chan with everything she could possible need and want to be happy in life!

Except you can't open your stomach and provide her with a chilled cola right on the spot. OR distend your lower half into a centaur shape.

Oh sure, because what every woman REALLY wants is a guy who can turn into a HORSE THING.

Robin might, you better not say anything to offend her.

So considerate, Long-Nose-kun.

I'll always look out for you ~~and your sexual preferences, whatever they may be~~, Robin!

Really?

But of course, we are close friends, why shouldn't I!

Thank you, Cook-san.

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