serving_love | (no subject)

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I wasn't being serious.

W-well. You never know! It COULD be! Maybe that place is just cursed or something!!

We’re the only ones who went there! It doesn’t explain why everyone else is getting fucked up, too!

...oh yeah.

You don't think it's contagious or anything, do you? I keep checking myself for weird ears and stuff, but so far I'm fine.

No idea, it happened to me in the middle of the freaking night. Maybe you'll be fine.

So you just woke up with a tail and stuff?

…did you have any weird dreams?

Yeah. Woke up sometime this morning when I rolled over on top of the shitty tail and had no idea where the fuck the pain was coming from.

...Not weird dreams, no.

…that’s a fox tail, right? Are you a fox? Did you turn into one all the way, or is it just the tail and ears? Michiko keeps turning into a donkey!

Nothing at all? No…warning signs or anything?

...I guess. Yeah. A fox. Or fox parts, I'm not actually a—at least, I better fucking not turn into one. ...Not that Michiko-chan as a donkey wasn't kind of hilarious. And insane. This is so weird.

Not a thing, man.

Well, yeah, you're not REALLY a fox, but--you know what I mean. You've got the big bushy tail, and--uh. How's that working out, by the way? Did you figure out what to do about your pants?

.....yeah. I found that out.

Oh. It's...fine.

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Fox tails cannot be this fucking bushy, can they??! It's RIDICULOUS. And a pain in the ass—literally—and I had to ruin two perfectly good pairs of pants so that the shitty thing had somewhere to go!!

.....Oh, you did?

I dunno, they've always seems pretty big and fluffy to me. It's probably kind of a lot to deal with, though. Two pairs? ...well, at least you have like fifty more after those, right? So...it could be worse.

.....yep.

Whatever, it's like tenfold because I'm bigger anyway. Yeah, two pairs. Didn't know how long I'd be stuck like this, so... I do not have fifty more, thank you.

Heh. So what are you?

Did you take a shower AFTER you got the tail and stuff? Did it smell like wet dog? Did you blow dry it? ...well, I've gotta be close. Higher? Lower? Give me a hint.

...Yes. I normally shower in the mornings, wasn't about to forgo personal hygiene just because of this shit. Not like I held the damn thing under the water, though, figured it'd be a bitch to get dry again.

Che, lower. Where the hell would I keep fifty pairs of pants?!

So...is that a yes or a no on the wet dog smell?

...forty-seven. I DON'T KNOW!! In your trunk? Lucci manages to stash all HIS somewhere.

It's an I don't know, so shut up about it!

...I've got like...I dunno, twenty-five or so. At least ten of which are the usual black. Couple pairs of jeans, all the other stuff, and are we counting sweatpants? Maybe it's more like thirty.

...

A rabbit. Really.

Don't get any funny ideas!!!

I have no idea what you're talking about, Usopp!

…hi, Zoro.

...I can see your nose twitching from here.

Twitch, twitch, twitch.