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[serving_love]

.....The hell—

Alright, for the record, there ain't any weird shitty fruits in the galley and there haven't been for a long fucking while and this is in NO WAY my goddamn fault and I have a shitty tail and these are NOT my ears and WHAT THE FUCK. What happened??!

Comments

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Uh. As I was saying, I will when you ACT like you’re gonna actually do it! …and I’m not a cat toy, either!!

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

...Fair enough. But you look like one.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

No, I DON'T! Ur. Well, especially not NOW, but...jdsjfa I DIDN'T!!

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

You're a small, fluffy, twitchy creature that tries to run away. That is a cat toy.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I’m not a TOY, I’m a rabbit!! …a DANGEROUS rabbit! Try anything funny when I’m like that again and I’ll…kick you in the nose!

…anyway, GEORGE didn’t try anything weird with me when SHE was a cat!!

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Gonna use enough force to break it and drive the bone shards into my brain, killing me? ...Because that would be a dangerous rabbit.

...No?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...maybe not QUITE that much. I don't wanna KILL you.

No. ...well I guess she picked me up in her mouth once, but that was just--she wanted to carry me somewhere.

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

Mmm. ...I don't think a rabbit can kick that hard, anyway.

So. Treating you like a kitten doesn't count as 'weird'?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I bet I COULD. My back legs are pretty strong compared to...the rest of me. Wh-when I'm a rabbit.

...she didn't try to chase me or bat me around or EAT me, that's the point!!