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.....The hell—

Alright, for the record, there ain't any weird shitty fruits in the galley and there haven't been for a long fucking while and this is in NO WAY my goddamn fault and I have a shitty tail and these are NOT my ears and WHAT THE FUCK. What happened??!

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jsdlakf it's NOT!! You try BEING a rabbit and then still expect to eat one! ESPECIALLY when half of you jerks apparently want to eat me right now!

...gee, you think?

UGH is right. YOU CARNIVORES ARE CRAZY!!

It's not my freaking fault you looked so appetizing! Shit, man, and you were quick, too, it was like some kind of...challenge to catch you.

Bleh, it's one thing if he eats it like that as a tiger. As himself...no.

…you just took me by surprise, anyway. And that was the first time I turned into a rabbit so I was already freaking out a little. You’d NEVER be able to catch me again!

Like I said. Disgusting. And CRAZY. He doesn’t even have the teeth for it, does he??

...Oh-ho. You think so, do you?

I think he does, actually. I know my teeth are sharper, and I've got some kind of...fang thing going on, I don't even know. At least you didn't wind up with buckteeth.

…oi, don’t get any funny ideas. That wasn’t a challenge or anything; it’s just the truth!

You do? That’s weird. My teeth are normal, and I think George’s and Tulio’s are too. George doesn’t even have a TAIL, actually.

Sounded like a challenge.

I guess it's different for everyone.

It's NOT! Just...fact.

...yeah. So besides the ears, the tail, and the...sort-of fangs, are you still the same as normal?

It's also a fact that most rabbits are generally that fast, and yet...foxes feast on them everyday.

...Pretty much. My nails are...sharp. But for the most part I don't have like...fur in random places or anything.

…w-well. I'm faster than a regular rabbit, then. And, more importantly, SMARTER. I bet most foxes just use dirty tricks to sneak up on them anyway.

Sharp nails too? I just…have the ears. And a tail. I guess I can hear a lot better, and…everything has a smell. And I keep…twitching and jumping at the tiniest little thing—and before you even start, smart guy, no; that’s NOT normal.

Not dirty tricks. Foxes are sneaky. And sly.

Oh, yeah, ditto on the smell thing...obviously. ...You have a tail?

Yeah, like I just SAID… Remember that Foxy guy? Dirty tricks!

…yep. A little fluffy one. Not that you can SEE it; it’s in my overalls.

Not like he was ACTUALLY a fox.

...Hahahahaha.

Well. He was a wannabe.

...why is that funny.

And wannabes never do anything right.

Because you have a little fluffy bunny tail.

You're not REALLY a fox, you know. So doesn't that make you a wannabe too?

...there's nothing WRONG with it. Anyway, you have a big bushy fox tail!! AND you were complaining about it! Mine is...discreet and out of the way!

No. When I changed into a fox I was REALLY a fox, it's not like I was trying to act like one or something stupid.

...Yeah, well, that's because it's annoying—yours is just funny!

...yeah, I guess so. I'm definitely not trying to act like a rabbit.

How would you know?? You haven't even seen it! It's a perfectly acceptable tail, AND it's not annoying like yours; SO THERE.

Yeah, see? I'm sure you wouldn't normally decide to run around in a circle like an idiot...

I kind of WANT to see it, actually. But given that it's like, what, probably right above your ass, you probably won't let me, huh?

Th-that was just--! Uh. Shock, and--you know, I hadn't turned into a rabbit before, PLUS you were after me, anyone would get a little confused under those circumstances!!

...You were acting like a rabbit because you became a rabbit, that's my point!

…oh. Yeah, I guess you have a point.

You know the worse thing about being a rabbit? They’re CONSTANTLY tensed up and jumpy. It’s exhausting!! I couldn’t stop shivering pretty much the entire time I was with George, even though she didn’t even act like she was gonna eat me at all! And…I’m not really THAT worried about you anymore, but my body keeps wanting to just…bolt. N-no offense, okay? It’s not on purpose or anything.

I ain’t offended. Can definitely see how that would suck, I’m glad I don’t have to deal with it.

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warriorothesea.livejournal.com - 2010-06-21 18:55 (UTC) - Expand

...I'll let you see it if you let me tickle you.

...I don't know if I want to see it that badly.

Oh, come on, that’s fair! You let me see you being a fox, and I’ll let you see my tail! …it doesn’t HAVE to be tickling, but I don’t know how else to do it without making you mad!