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[serving_love]

.....The hell—

Alright, for the record, there ain't any weird shitty fruits in the galley and there haven't been for a long fucking while and this is in NO WAY my goddamn fault and I have a shitty tail and these are NOT my ears and WHAT THE FUCK. What happened??!

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[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Yeah, like I just SAID… Remember that Foxy guy? Dirty tricks!

…yep. A little fluffy one. Not that you can SEE it; it’s in my overalls.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Not like he was ACTUALLY a fox.

...Hahahahaha.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Well. He was a wannabe.

...why is that funny.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

And wannabes never do anything right.

Because you have a little fluffy bunny tail.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

You're not REALLY a fox, you know. So doesn't that make you a wannabe too?

...there's nothing WRONG with it. Anyway, you have a big bushy fox tail!! AND you were complaining about it! Mine is...discreet and out of the way!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

No. When I changed into a fox I was REALLY a fox, it's not like I was trying to act like one or something stupid.

...Yeah, well, that's because it's annoying—yours is just funny!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...yeah, I guess so. I'm definitely not trying to act like a rabbit.

How would you know?? You haven't even seen it! It's a perfectly acceptable tail, AND it's not annoying like yours; SO THERE.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yeah, see? I'm sure you wouldn't normally decide to run around in a circle like an idiot...

I kind of WANT to see it, actually. But given that it's like, what, probably right above your ass, you probably won't let me, huh?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Th-that was just--! Uh. Shock, and--you know, I hadn't turned into a rabbit before, PLUS you were after me, anyone would get a little confused under those circumstances!!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...You were acting like a rabbit because you became a rabbit, that's my point!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

…oh. Yeah, I guess you have a point.

You know the worse thing about being a rabbit? They’re CONSTANTLY tensed up and jumpy. It’s exhausting!! I couldn’t stop shivering pretty much the entire time I was with George, even though she didn’t even act like she was gonna eat me at all! And…I’m not really THAT worried about you anymore, but my body keeps wanting to just…bolt. N-no offense, okay? It’s not on purpose or anything.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I ain’t offended. Can definitely see how that would suck, I’m glad I don’t have to deal with it.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it DEFINITELY sucks.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...I'll let you see it if you let me tickle you.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...I don't know if I want to see it that badly.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Oh, come on, that’s fair! You let me see you being a fox, and I’ll let you see my tail! …it doesn’t HAVE to be tickling, but I don’t know how else to do it without making you mad!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I don’t got a problem with you seeing me as a fox, how about I just come find you the next time it happens?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...well. I GUESS. I’m impatient though!! …maybe you should go fight with Zoro or something.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

That was my suggestion in the first place!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I don't want to wait a long time, though. If you're gonna do it, you should do it right now!!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...What, you want me to just mosey up to him and ask him to piss me off?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...yeah, basically. It doesn't really take MUCH, does it?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...No. But that seems weird.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Jeez. Just let me tickle you, then!!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...

Alright, alright! Fine.