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[serving_love]

.....The hell—

Alright, for the record, there ain't any weird shitty fruits in the galley and there haven't been for a long fucking while and this is in NO WAY my goddamn fault and I have a shitty tail and these are NOT my ears and WHAT THE FUCK. What happened??!

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[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

ohh myu giods, youy'er weoorsde rthamn ssanhji

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

Hold still, this probably won't hurt.

*and he's out of there like a shot*

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

hoolds srtikll-- aare yiuoou nuttsd//?

/makes one fast grab, then sulkily subsides. 'Cause tigers are lazy :|b

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

Hey—!

...Che. What's your problem, I'm not gonna eat you.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...yewah, yoiu saaty tghast NMOOW, bbnuut io'm nmout rtaakingh asny cvhaanceas1!!

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

What're you gonna do, spend the next week avoiding your nakama because they might eat you?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

iu wioll whwen youp asct lkike—

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

OUCH--!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Uh. As I was saying, I will when you ACT like you’re gonna actually do it! …and I’m not a cat toy, either!!

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

...Fair enough. But you look like one.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

No, I DON'T! Ur. Well, especially not NOW, but...jdsjfa I DIDN'T!!

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

You're a small, fluffy, twitchy creature that tries to run away. That is a cat toy.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I’m not a TOY, I’m a rabbit!! …a DANGEROUS rabbit! Try anything funny when I’m like that again and I’ll…kick you in the nose!

…anyway, GEORGE didn’t try anything weird with me when SHE was a cat!!

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Gonna use enough force to break it and drive the bone shards into my brain, killing me? ...Because that would be a dangerous rabbit.

...No?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...maybe not QUITE that much. I don't wanna KILL you.

No. ...well I guess she picked me up in her mouth once, but that was just--she wanted to carry me somewhere.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Um. Z-Zoro?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

…I’m stuck. Help?

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

...Stuck how?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...I'm trapped under a couch. I FIT WHEN I WAS A RABBIT. B-but now I can't get out.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Come lift it off of me?

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

.........

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

...Where are you?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

…in the guys’ room.

And you better not have any weird ideas, either!!

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

Who, me?

...Give me a minute.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I MEAN IT, ZORO!!!