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Hmm, Lucci has the advantage of knowing how to fight as a leopard already and all that, plus his half-transformation thing...but Zoro’s still at least two times bigger than him. Have you seen him as a tiger yet? Seriously, he’s like 600 fucking pounds. If I weren’t used to having a shitty leopard around already, he would’ve freaked me the fuck out when he jumped at me.

Anyway. ...That’d actually be an interesting fight to watch.

No, I haven’t. He’s already bad enough when he’s still mostly human!! …but. Six hundred pounds. SERIOUSLY? That’s just excessive. I mean. …what is with this? Lucci’s always been bigger than a regular leopard, I guess, but…George isn’t as big as him or anything, she’s still BIG. Maybe that’s just how it works, though. …did I seem big for a rabbit? It’s kind of hard to tell when your line of sight is suddenly five inches off the ground and you’re used to it being more than five FEET.

…oh my god, don’t give them any ideas.

He’s massive. And a giant pushover if you have catnip.

...I dunno, you seemed pretty rabbit-sized to me. But I felt like I was pretty damn small, too. Fifteen pounds, maybe. Sucks.

Why not?? We could place bets!

…give me some catnip. Just in case. I NEED it.

…you were that little? Really? …huh. You…seemed bigger than that.

Sanji. Come on. That’s clearly a HORRIBLE idea. They’d probably wreck up Sunny! Or something. …I wonder who would win, though. Hm.

...Okay, pushover might not be the right word—if you hold it out to him, he’s just gonna try to climb all over you to smell it and then you’ll probably flip out and turn into a rabbit and then he’ll eat you.

Mmhmm. Shows you how tiny you were.

Well maybe if we get to an island before this shit goes away! And if the island has a beach. I dunno, I think it'd be close. If you tell Lucci he can't use techniques or whatever so it's all animal vs. animal, my money would be on Zoro.

...dasfjkhk. G-give me some anyway! Maybe I can use it as bait to distract him or something so he DOESN’T eat me. Or try to bat me around again!!

Well, gaping jaws of slavering death have a tendency to look a little larger-than-life, okay? J-just try turning into a fox NOW. You know. When I’m not tiny and…prone to bolting.

…hm. Maybe. I dunno. I think I’d have to see what Zoro looks like first. Anyway, Zoro might be BIGGER and he's probably stronger, but I bet Lucci’s got better reflexes and stuff—he’s used to being a cat in the first place, AND he’s used to fighting like that…but I wonder how much he relies on that Rokushiki stuff, even when he’s a leopard. ...jeez. I'm thinking too hard about this.

You still want it? Alright, just wanted to get my warning out there. I'll get some for you.

...I'm trying NOT to change into a fox again, thanks.

Yeah, that's why I said it'd be close. Lucci definitely has more practice. And I'm not sure how much bigger than him Zoro actually is. Hmm.

For a distraction, like I said! In case he gets any funny ideas!

...I kind of want to see it, though. You know. NOT as a rabbit. Especially if you're really that little.

He sounds like he must be...well, maybe not twice as big, but probably twice as heavy, at least.

Careful around Leo and Ilario, they'll sniff it out. The kittens might be too small yet.

...I don't know how to do it willingly.

Oh, he definitely weighs more. Shit, I'm gonna call you next time he changes. It's...impressive.

I'll keep it in a bottle or something. Don't worry.

Well, how have you been--it was when you got mad, right? Do you think anything else will work? Like...the first time George turned into a cat, it was because I tickled her and she was laughing really hard. Or...m-maybe if you get surprised? That seems to do the trick for me.

...I'm not sure I--the idea makes me a little nervous.

Yeah, that should work.

It's just when I've been mad. But then again, I haven't...been tickled since I was, I dunno, five, and aside from the shock of having a TAIL, I guess I haven't had anything too surprising happen lately. So those kinds of things might work? You never know.

...I'll make sure he doesn't try to pounce on you.

Yeah, I have plenty of little ones I use for ammo ingrediants and stuff.

W-well. I wanna see, but I don’t think it’s a good idea to get you MAD. Even if you ARE that little. Y-you’ve still got teeth and stuff and I’m not really okay with— Can I tickle you? I mean. It’s worth a shot, right??

I dunno. If he’s that big, can you really stop him from doing ANYTHING?

...No. No, you cannot tickle me.

Please, I can kick anything. Or alternately, break out the catnip and distract him.

Aw, come on Sanji! Why not?? I wanna see you be a fox! You know, and NOT be running in terror. Can’t we just try it? It worked on George!

…yeah, you’re right. I don’t know how I could manage to forget that you’re a freak of nature like that. Fine, if he looks like he’s gonna do anything weird to me, it’s your job to kick him!

Hang around while Zoro and I argue sometime, then! That idiot's always pissing me off.

Oi. I ain't a freak of nature!

I don't wanna wait that long, though!!

Sanji. Come on now. You kick though buildings and stuff! THAT'S NOT NORMAL.

You're not tickling me! Hell, it's not like I even AM ticklish!!

That just means I'm awesome, thank you.

...everybody's ticklish SOMEWHERE.

Well...I'm not saying it doesn't come in handy... Just that it's NOT NORMAL.

Everybody else, maybe.

Maybe you're the one who's NOT NORMAL, ever considered that?

Yeah right. I bet I could find a spot on you!

...no, because that's definitely not true. I can't do anything insane like you and Luffy and Zoro can.

You're not going to get the chance!

...WELL. Whatever. I enjoy being not normal, then.

I bet you're actually REALLY ticklish or something, aren't you? Otherwise why would you be so defensive about it?

I never said it was a BAD thing. It's part of what makes you Sanji! I don't think anyone else can do the same stuff you do. That's WHY it's not normal.

I'm definitely not really ticklish, I just don't want you practically molesting me to find out!

Alright, alright, I knew what you meant.

sadjkfh I wouldn’t do THAT, don’t make it sound weird!!

If it changes your mind, then weird is exactly how I’m gonna make it sound!