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.....The hell—

Alright, for the record, there ain't any weird shitty fruits in the galley and there haven't been for a long fucking while and this is in NO WAY my goddamn fault and I have a shitty tail and these are NOT my ears and WHAT THE FUCK. What happened??!

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For a distraction, like I said! In case he gets any funny ideas!

...I kind of want to see it, though. You know. NOT as a rabbit. Especially if you're really that little.

He sounds like he must be...well, maybe not twice as big, but probably twice as heavy, at least.

Careful around Leo and Ilario, they'll sniff it out. The kittens might be too small yet.

...I don't know how to do it willingly.

Oh, he definitely weighs more. Shit, I'm gonna call you next time he changes. It's...impressive.

I'll keep it in a bottle or something. Don't worry.

Well, how have you been--it was when you got mad, right? Do you think anything else will work? Like...the first time George turned into a cat, it was because I tickled her and she was laughing really hard. Or...m-maybe if you get surprised? That seems to do the trick for me.

...I'm not sure I--the idea makes me a little nervous.

Yeah, that should work.

It's just when I've been mad. But then again, I haven't...been tickled since I was, I dunno, five, and aside from the shock of having a TAIL, I guess I haven't had anything too surprising happen lately. So those kinds of things might work? You never know.

...I'll make sure he doesn't try to pounce on you.

Yeah, I have plenty of little ones I use for ammo ingrediants and stuff.

W-well. I wanna see, but I don’t think it’s a good idea to get you MAD. Even if you ARE that little. Y-you’ve still got teeth and stuff and I’m not really okay with— Can I tickle you? I mean. It’s worth a shot, right??

I dunno. If he’s that big, can you really stop him from doing ANYTHING?

...No. No, you cannot tickle me.

Please, I can kick anything. Or alternately, break out the catnip and distract him.

Aw, come on Sanji! Why not?? I wanna see you be a fox! You know, and NOT be running in terror. Can’t we just try it? It worked on George!

…yeah, you’re right. I don’t know how I could manage to forget that you’re a freak of nature like that. Fine, if he looks like he’s gonna do anything weird to me, it’s your job to kick him!

Hang around while Zoro and I argue sometime, then! That idiot's always pissing me off.

Oi. I ain't a freak of nature!

I don't wanna wait that long, though!!

Sanji. Come on now. You kick though buildings and stuff! THAT'S NOT NORMAL.

You're not tickling me! Hell, it's not like I even AM ticklish!!

That just means I'm awesome, thank you.

...everybody's ticklish SOMEWHERE.

Well...I'm not saying it doesn't come in handy... Just that it's NOT NORMAL.

Everybody else, maybe.

Maybe you're the one who's NOT NORMAL, ever considered that?

Yeah right. I bet I could find a spot on you!

...no, because that's definitely not true. I can't do anything insane like you and Luffy and Zoro can.

You're not going to get the chance!

...WELL. Whatever. I enjoy being not normal, then.

I bet you're actually REALLY ticklish or something, aren't you? Otherwise why would you be so defensive about it?

I never said it was a BAD thing. It's part of what makes you Sanji! I don't think anyone else can do the same stuff you do. That's WHY it's not normal.

I'm definitely not really ticklish, I just don't want you practically molesting me to find out!

Alright, alright, I knew what you meant.

sadjkfh I wouldn’t do THAT, don’t make it sound weird!!

If it changes your mind, then weird is exactly how I’m gonna make it sound!

…who said I changed my mind?? I-I wouldn’t let a little thing like THAT stop me!

Oh? So you do still want to molest me, then.

Can't say I blame you, obviously.

That's NOT what I meant, and you KNOW it!!!

That's how I saw it!

...well, it's not MY fault you have a perverted mind.

I don't have a perverted mind.