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.....The hell—

Alright, for the record, there ain't any weird shitty fruits in the galley and there haven't been for a long fucking while and this is in NO WAY my goddamn fault and I have a shitty tail and these are NOT my ears and WHAT THE FUCK. What happened??!

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Hang around while Zoro and I argue sometime, then! That idiot's always pissing me off.

Oi. I ain't a freak of nature!

I don't wanna wait that long, though!!

Sanji. Come on now. You kick though buildings and stuff! THAT'S NOT NORMAL.

You're not tickling me! Hell, it's not like I even AM ticklish!!

That just means I'm awesome, thank you.

...everybody's ticklish SOMEWHERE.

Well...I'm not saying it doesn't come in handy... Just that it's NOT NORMAL.

Everybody else, maybe.

Maybe you're the one who's NOT NORMAL, ever considered that?

Yeah right. I bet I could find a spot on you!

...no, because that's definitely not true. I can't do anything insane like you and Luffy and Zoro can.

You're not going to get the chance!

...WELL. Whatever. I enjoy being not normal, then.

I bet you're actually REALLY ticklish or something, aren't you? Otherwise why would you be so defensive about it?

I never said it was a BAD thing. It's part of what makes you Sanji! I don't think anyone else can do the same stuff you do. That's WHY it's not normal.

I'm definitely not really ticklish, I just don't want you practically molesting me to find out!

Alright, alright, I knew what you meant.

sadjkfh I wouldn’t do THAT, don’t make it sound weird!!

If it changes your mind, then weird is exactly how I’m gonna make it sound!

…who said I changed my mind?? I-I wouldn’t let a little thing like THAT stop me!

Oh? So you do still want to molest me, then.

Can't say I blame you, obviously.

That's NOT what I meant, and you KNOW it!!!

That's how I saw it!

...well, it's not MY fault you have a perverted mind.

I don't have a perverted mind.

Hahaha!

.....okay, but seriously...

I don't!!

…fine, sure. Whatever you say.

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