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[serving_love]

.....The hell—

Alright, for the record, there ain't any weird shitty fruits in the galley and there haven't been for a long fucking while and this is in NO WAY my goddamn fault and I have a shitty tail and these are NOT my ears and WHAT THE FUCK. What happened??!

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

alkjsfa no!! I'm not—I can still smell you, man, it's not my fault!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...not your fault.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Yes. Not my fault.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

So, basically you're telling me you have as much self-control as LUFFY does around food. And you CONSIDER ME FOOD.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Does it look like I'm actively going after you right now?!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

It probably helps that I'm nowhere near you right now! I'm not taking any chances!!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I'm fine when I'm like THIS. Just because you smell like tomorrow night's dinner doesn't mean I'm gonna attack you as a freaking human.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I don't smell like DINNER!!

...speaking of which. What are we having?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

You smell like you should BE dinner.

I dunno...maybe I have some rabbit meat in the freezer or something.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

…are you NUTS?? I’m not gonna—that’s like…cannibalism! Practically. Can’t you just make a nice big salad or something?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...It’s not cannibalism, you’re not ACTUALLY a rabbit, dumbass.

I could do a big salad WITH the stew.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I said PRACTICALLY. …a-anyway, I am SOMETIMES, and…I don’t think I can ever eat rabbit again, Sanji. I’m serious!!

…fine. But I’m skipping the stew.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Your loss. That's crazy, Usopp.

If you insist. ...I probably won't actually make stew, that seems weird while you're sporting bunny ears. I don't know what I want, though. Think Zoro's just gonna chow down on raw meat. Ugh.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

jsdlakf it's NOT!! You try BEING a rabbit and then still expect to eat one! ESPECIALLY when half of you jerks apparently want to eat me right now!

...gee, you think?

UGH is right. YOU CARNIVORES ARE CRAZY!!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

It's not my freaking fault you looked so appetizing! Shit, man, and you were quick, too, it was like some kind of...challenge to catch you.

Bleh, it's one thing if he eats it like that as a tiger. As himself...no.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

…you just took me by surprise, anyway. And that was the first time I turned into a rabbit so I was already freaking out a little. You’d NEVER be able to catch me again!

Like I said. Disgusting. And CRAZY. He doesn’t even have the teeth for it, does he??

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Oh-ho. You think so, do you?

I think he does, actually. I know my teeth are sharper, and I've got some kind of...fang thing going on, I don't even know. At least you didn't wind up with buckteeth.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

…oi, don’t get any funny ideas. That wasn’t a challenge or anything; it’s just the truth!

You do? That’s weird. My teeth are normal, and I think George’s and Tulio’s are too. George doesn’t even have a TAIL, actually.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Sounded like a challenge.

I guess it's different for everyone.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...and you know what? Stay away from the pigeon roost until this wears off too!! I don't trust you any any farther that I can throw you, you sneaky ero-fox.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Yeah, I was planning on it. And Vivi-chan is a dove. I was kind of worried about the cats, too, but luckily I don't feel any urge to have a kitten as a snack. Huh.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...okay, be honest. Are you thinking Vivi looks like dinner too?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking I want to chase her around, but I haven't actually caught her scent as a fox yet, so...

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

…don’t chase her around.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Wasn't planning on it. Trust me.